Musical scene. Musical skit Musical comic skit for children
The musical scene is based on pantomime and skillful playing of accompanying music. This is a version of a skit where music replaces words.
First, there are two chairs on the stage, and to the music from Verka Serduchka’s repertoire “Dolce Gabanna”, a young lady appears, well, like a young lady - a guy in an eccentric red wig, in a sundress and with a bucket of popcorn. He sits down on one chair, puts a bucket on the second and sits waiting for the gentleman.
To the accompaniment of Seryoga’s song “Gangsta Rap,” a gentleman appears, walks around his companion and sits down in the place where the popcorn stood. Then he hugs her and while they are making love, the song “What do you want?” comes on. Thus, the dialogue is played out. And when, logically, the moment comes when you need to answer the guy, the song “I like you…” by the group Gradusy plays.
But their conversation is interrupted by a company of three “bad” guys to the song from the movie “Operation Y,” “Don’t Wait for Me, Mom,” performed by Yuri Nikulin. The bravest of them forces the gentleman out of his place and he runs away. The daredevil begins to hug the young lady to the song “Crazy Spring” by Potap and Nastya Kamensky, his comrades at this moment rejoice at his victory in life by dancing in a typical male style.
Their rejoicing is interrupted by the returning gentleman with a stick to the song “She’s Not Yours” performed by Grigory Leps and Stas Piekha. The brawl continues, the “bad” guy’s comrades throw their fists at the gentleman, but the gentleman is worried about the showdown with his opponent. A young lady intervenes in their brawl to the song “I Don’t Want” from the cartoon “Bremen Town Musicians”. “Her” actions put an end to the showdown - who “she” will give her preference to.
The young lady tears off her wig and disperses all the assembled contenders for the title of gentleman.
The first gentleman, frightened, runs away, and the company of “bad” guys watches what is happening, dumbfounded. The scene ends with a general dance to Mitya Fomin’s song “Everything will be fine.”
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.
This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.
A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone is solving the most difficult problem - what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.
This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely women's car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.
A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.
Another humorous skit on the topic of finding a gift for a birthday. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.
Sketch about school, studying
From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict inspection.
It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.
New Year's scenes
Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.
Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!
Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.
Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director gives a scolding to the artists who performed at children's New Year's matinees. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.
The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form of a fun scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.
A current New Year's scene on a school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.
The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.
All kids love entertainment with music! We bring to your attention for a fun children's party.
Musical scene fairy tale
Presenter: Tili-bom, tili-bom, the album is opening!
Here it opens, the fairy tale begins!
What fairy tale? (children's answer: chicken Ryaba!)
Round dance “Have fun, kids” (2 verses)
Presenter: The actors get dressed, the fairy tale begins!
(put on grandfather’s beard, hat; woman’s scarf, apron)
Baba: Once upon a time there was a grandfather
Grandfather: At lunchtime I turned a hundred years old!... Yes, the woman is grandfather’s joy!
Baba: (flirtatiously) Grandfather's delight! ...We lived a very fun life!
Grandfather: Yes! We lived a very fun life! (takes the balalaika) We loved to sing songs!
Baba sings: Everything about the chicken, about Ryaba, we know the fairy tale from an early age,
Grandfather sings: Apart from Baba, there lived in a fairy tale - mice, a cat and an old grandfather!
Together: And we also had a beautiful chicken
I lived in the yard with the chicken kids! (name) Ryabushechka Hen!
Song "Rabushechka Hen"
Baba: Where are your chickens? Yes, here they are! Chick-chick-chick...dance “Hen with Chicks”
Baba: Don't run around the yard, little chickens,
Don't look for grains by the fence,
The cat is approaching the fence,
He's going to scruff the chickens! Come to me, everyone!
(chickens gather around grandma)
A child cat comes out, moving his soft paws, and sits on a bench near the house
“washes mustache, ears, chest”
Grandfather and woman and children sing: Here is our gray Vaska, with a fluffy, white tail.
He sits down, washes himself, and wipes himself with his paw!
Cat: Mur-mur-mur! I'll scare the chickens! Shhh! (shows claws)
Grandfather: But don’t scare the chickens, they started flapping their wings!
Dance "Go away, cat!"
Cat: Meow! (runs away)
Baba: And here comes our cockerel, golden comb (the cockerel comes out)
Cockerel: And I am a strict cockerel, golden comb.
I’ll catch up with you and drive you into the chicken coop!
I’ll stomp my spurs and flap my wings! Ku-ka-re-ku!
(stomps on the chickens, they run away and sit on chairs.)
Grandfather: Oh, Baba, look, our chicken has laid an egg!
Baba: Yes, not simple, but golden! (grandfather and woman examine the egg).
Grandfather (commenting on the woman’s action): The woman beat and beat, but she didn’t break it!
Baba: Grandfather beat and beat, but he didn’t break it! (hits with a hammer)
Grandfather: Maybe something stronger? Let's go see something in the house.
(they go to the house with the chicken)
Grandfather: (looking out) There were mice living in the house, oh, they were pranksters!
Mice scene
Mouse: Admire it, friends, I’ll show you the dance!
Mouse dance scene (at the end of the dance he drops an egg, squeals and runs away)
Grandfather and grandmother come out with a chicken
Baba (clasping her hands): Look, Grandfather! The egg broke!
Grandfather: (cupping his cheeks with his hands): Oh-ho-ho...
Chicken: Don’t cry, grandfather, don’t cry, woman, I’ll lay you a simple egg, not a golden one!
Chicken song
Baba: Grandfather, he will grieve, let’s go and dance!
Grandfather: Why have fun together, let’s invite everyone!
Round dance “Have fun, kids!” (3rd verse)
At the end of the round dance, the woman takes out a basket of Kinder Surprise eggs from the house.
Baba: Look how many eggs our chicken laid! Yes, not simple ones, but chocolate ones!
Treat
Grandfather: And now, as they say...the fairy tale ends here...
It’s time for us to say goodbye to you... Well done to everyone who is with us!
Baba: We are parting as friends, we were glad to meet you!
Musical scene for the New Year's party
Presenter: Kids, moms, dads! Congratulations on the New Year's Eve!
On New Year's Eve, as in a fairy tale, miracles are full - full!
Guys! All come here! Look out the window!
(draws the children’s attention to the walking Santa Claus, who can be seen through the window)
Presenter: Look! Look! Who is this coming to us? (children's answer)
We need to invite Grandfather to celebrate the New Year with us!
Let's call him together: “Come to us, Grandfather! We are waiting!" (children repeat)
Santa Claus enters the group and greets the children, calling them by name.
Santa Claus: How smart you are! (examines the children’s costumes and praises them.)
Happy New Year, may joy come to you!
I wish happiness and joy to all the children and guests!
Who will show me where the Christmas tree is?
Children lead Santa Claus into the hall to the Christmas tree.
Santa Claus: Oh! This is a Christmas tree! Good! I need to say hello to her!
Hello, hello, Christmas tree!
Presenter: The guys would like to see the toys,
Your whole outfit is festive, from bottom to top!
Look how the beads on the Christmas tree sparkle!
And the beads make her needles shine! (children look at the Christmas tree)
The presenter invites the children to recite a poem to the Christmas tree, and Santa Claus praises the children.
Santa Claus: Come on, Christmas tree, light up the lights quickly,
I invite guests to have fun with us! (knocks staff on the floor)
What's happened? (concernedly runs around the Christmas tree) I don’t understand anything.
The Christmas tree doesn't want to light up! Let's clap our hands for her, guys! (blinked)
The lights on the tree don't light up. Moms and dads must have clapped badly!
And now we are all together, in unison, clapping our hands loudly!
Multi-colored lights are lit on the tree to the music (optional).
Santa Claus: Let there be laughter, fun, dancing, because we are celebrating the New Year!
And so that everything will be like in a fairy tale, friends, let’s start a round dance!
New Year's round dance (optional)
The soundtrack of the blizzard sounds, Santa Claus listens to the howls of the blizzard
Santa Claus: Oh, trouble, trouble, trouble! The blizzard brought us news,
That in the distant north a bear cub fell ill.
He didn't listen to his mom, he ate a lot of snow!
Presenter: Grandfather Frost, we know this little bear! Guys, what's his name?
Right! Umka!
We need to help Umka out! Let's go visit him!
The path is not short, so we will go on a sled, and to make it more fun, we will take
Bells!
(hands out bells, children can sit on their parents’ laps “in a sleigh”)
Santa Claus: Are you ready? (Yes!) Well, then let's go!
To the soundtrack of the song “White Path” by V. Renev, children ring bells,
Santa Claus recites:
The sleds themselves are running, the drifting snow is spreading. And the bells sing loudly in the cold!
We drive and drive through snowdrifts, along snow-covered roads...
The sleigh drove into a snowdrift - OP! The sleigh rolled down - WOW! HOLD ON!
The sleigh itself is flying and the bells are ringing!
(at the end of the music) Here we are!
Give me back the bells...Quietly, quietly, don’t make noise! Look, everyone, look there!
(the curtain opens, the Polar Bear sits on an ice floe, Umka sits on her lap)
Umka: Mom, what is “New Year”? (Children's Literature Reader)
Bear: It’s the other way around: Christmas trees grow in rooms, squirrels don’t gnaw the cones,
Hares next to a wolf on a prickly tree.
Sleep, my baby, sleep! Close your eyes tightly.
(sings the song “Lullaby of the Bear” by E. Krylatov from the film “Umka”, after the second verse
The bear and Umka go out to the middle of the hall, look at the stars)
Ursa: Look, Umka, do you see those stars? This is the constellation Ursa Major, and
There’s a small constellation nearby, it’s yours, Umka! (go back)
Santa Claus: As soon as evening comes, the stars start a round dance!
Presenter: (hands out tinsel) Come on, you and I will dance around the Christmas tree!
Dance with tinsel (music of your choice)
At the end of the dance, the children put tinsel under the tree and, together with Santa Claus, go to the White Bear.
Santa Claus: Hello, Umka! Hello, Polar Bear!
Bear: Hello, Grandfather Frost!
Santa Claus: The miracle sleigh with bells rushed us here!
To get well soon, here are gifts from friends!
Don't eat snowball anymore, eat linden honey!
Umka: Tell me, is it true what they say that bears eat honey with their paws?
Bear: A paw is sweeter and tastier. Try it yourself soon!
Presenter: Look, Umka, how many guys are here! Let's go play together!
Bear: Indeed, go play, Umka, and I’ll go get you a treat!
“Snowball fight” (musical game of choice)
At the end of the song, the presenter takes out a basket of snowballs, and Santa Claus throws them at the guys.
Santa Claus: Dads, moms, pick up the snowballs and throw them boldly!
Presenter: (after the game) How many snowballs have scattered, let's collect them!
And the snowballs are so cold! It wouldn't hurt for us to warm up!
We invite everyone to a round dance!
Musical game “Warming” or round dance (optional)
The White Bear appears, holding a translucent shining piece of ice in her hands.
Bear: And I have a surprise for you! Look what I brought! A piece of polar
Radiance, (children look at it) it’s just a pity that it’s not edible, because it’s made from
Ice... If only you, Grandfather, could turn ice into candy!
Santa Claus: Snow-snow, ice-ice, miracles for the New Year! You snowflakes will spin
Turn snow into candy!
They open the top of the box and treat the children with candy.
Santa Claus: The children were having fun at the decorated Christmas tree,
But the time has come for me to say goodbye to you.
Goodbye children, have fun.
Goodbye mom, dad, Happy New Year to everyone!
Presenter: Guys, you and I will walk around the Christmas tree again,
Let's sing a song with our parents!
Round dance “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” or “Christmas tree” (phonograms of “Balagan Limited”)
Musical performance based on the fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
Leading:
You know, friends, there are many miracles in the world.
And we can’t count them, no matter how hard you work.
But I know the miracle: it is familiar to all of you -
After all, this is a good fairy tale! We ask: “Come to us!”
Now listen and watch carefully, don’t miss anything, the fairy tale begins!
In one fairy-tale forest lived seven gnomes.
They have a hundred freckles on their tiny noses.
And if the gnome meets you in his forest,
The freckles on your nose will dance with joy.
You can already hear the gnomes walking and singing a song somewhere nearby.
7 gnomes come out, they stretch from sleep, sing and dance.
Song-dance "Little Dwarf" music. V. Udartseva.
1 Dwarf: Well, it’s time to eat, because I really want to.
All the gnomes: And you and I. (All the gnomes sit down at the table and eat)
2 Dwarf: (gets up and says) It’s time for us to get to work.
We guys are masters, we work together in the morning.
(The gnomes leave)
Host: And at this time, in one fairy-tale kingdom, the evil stepmother queen decided to destroy her stepdaughter Snow White.
She ordered the hunter to take Snow White into the depths of the forest.
And, tying her alive under a pine tree, leaving her there to be devoured by the wolves.
So the hunter went into the forest and led him to such a distance.
Snow White guessed and was scared to death.
(Snow White and the Huntsman come out and stop in the “forest”).
Snow White: Dear friend, spare my life and leave me to live here with the animals of the forest. They are not as cruel as my evil stepmother. I'll find some place to hide.
Hunter:
It will be better this way, your evil stepmother is very jealous of your beauty.
You go straight all the time, you will come out to the Dwarves in the clearing.
Dwarfs know everything in the world and help good people.
Snow White: Thank you, friend! Goodbye!
Hunter: Goodbye and be happy.
(The Hunter leaves and dresses up as the Prince)
Presenter: Snow White is alone in the forest, and she is very scared, but soon forest animals (Squirrel, Hare and Fox) gather around her.
Snow White:
Here is a little squirrel, dexterous, fast
In a red, fluffy fur coat.
I jump from branch to branch deftly
Red back, tail, head. (Snow White pets the squirrel)
Snow White:
Oh, what a funny animal,
Fast, dexterous, mischievous.
(The bunny jumps, spins, Snow White strokes him)
Snow White, don’t cry, don’t hide your bitter tears.
Believe that kindness is your best trait.
Fox: We live together in the forest and dance and sing.
"Dance of Snow White and the Animals" music. O. Polyakova
(After the dance, the Squirrel, the Hare, and the Fox run away into the “forest” to their stumps)
Presenter: Wandering in the forest until dawn, Snow White walked and walked and came across a house.
(Snow White rings the bell, walks around and stops in the Dwarfs' room)
Snow White:
Wow! I really like this house.
Everything here is so small. And the table is set for seven people.
Seven chairs, seven cups. I'm so hungry. Let's eat a little.
(sits down at the table, eats, drinks, gets up, walks further around the room)
Oh, and here is a boot in cast iron. Where is this good? (removes)
Look at this broom, it looks like no one has ever cleaned it.
Well, it’s okay, I’ll put things in order here.
Hey animals, come in and help me.
(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run into the room and help Snow White clean up)
Snow White:
Enough. I am so tired.
Thank you for your help, dear animals!
(Squirrel, Hare, Fox run back into the forest)
And I’ll lie down and rest. (goes behind the curtain)
Presenter: Lunch hour was approaching, and stomping was heard in the yard.
(Dwarves enter)
What a wonder! Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Someone was cleaning the house and waiting for the owners.
4 Dwarf: Who was sitting on my chair?
5 Dwarf: Who ate my bread?
6 Dwarf: Who drank from my glass?
7 Dwarf: Is someone lying on our beds?
(They run towards Snow White, she comes out)
All Dwarves: Oh! How beautiful she is!
Snow White:
Oh, seven dwarfs! I'm happy to see you!
Please forgive me, Dwarves, for coming to you.
1 Dwarf: Who are you?
Snow White: My name is Snow White.
2 Dwarf: What are you doing here?
Snow White: I ran away from home. My stepmother, the queen, wanted to kill me.
All Dwarves: Oh, poor child!
Snow White:
Will you allow me to stay with you? I can do a lot.
I can cook food, bake bread, clean the house and sew clothes.
All Dwarves (consult):
You're a good girl, stay with us.
We will protect you here.
Snow White: Thank you, dear gnomes. Dinner is ready, please come to the table.
(Everyone sits down at the table and eats)
Host: And after dinner it was time for music and dancing.
Snow White: Stand up, Dwarfs, stand in a circle.
This is the dance "Good Beetle" by muses. A. Spadavecchia
(Everyone is dancing)
Snow White: Unfortunately. Even the most wonderful evening eventually ends and it’s time to go to bed.
All the Dwarves: Sweet Dreams, Snow White
(everyone goes behind the curtains with the house)
Host: The next morning, Snow White accompanied the Dwarves to work.
(Snow White hands out spatulas to the Dwarves)
Snow White: Goodbye, my good friends!
1 Dwarf: Snow White, be careful, don’t let anyone into the house.
All Dwarfs: Goodbye, Snow White. (leave)
Presenter: The Evil Queen found out that she was alive and decided to destroy her. She pretended to be an old woman, took a basket of poisoned apples and went to the Dwarves.
Old lady (rings the bell): Wonderful apples, sweet apples.
Snow White: Good morning, good woman, give me one apple.
Old lady: Try it, dear! (Gives the apple to Snow White, she takes a bite and falls)
Ha, ha, ha! No more Snow White! Now I am the most beautiful in the world.
(The old lady runs away)
Host: When the Dwarves returned home and saw Snow White, they were very upset.
2 Dwarf: What happened to our Snow White?
3 Dwarf (sits down and listens): Our dear Snow White is dead.
(they sit around Snow White and cry)
Presenter: Just at this time the Prince was passing through the forest from a hunt.
Prince: Good afternoon little gnomes, what happened? Why are you crying?
4 Dwarf: Our Snow White died.
Prince: Let me see her.
He kneels next to Snow White and kisses her. Snow White wakes up.
Snow White: How long have I been sleeping!
Prince: You are safe with me. I'll take you with me.
Snow White: Oh, my dear prince! I'm so happy.
(Snow White and the Prince hug)
5 Dwarf: Three cheers for Snow White and her prince!
All Dwarves: Hurray! Hooray! Hooray!
Final dance of all participants in the performance
"Small Country" music. I. Nikolaeva
Leading:
Everything happens in fairy tales, miracles happen in fairy tales.
Sleeping princess, beauty maiden.
Cinderellas and princes, witches, kings,
A miracle will happen if you believe.
A fairy tale will teach us how to defeat evil,
How to deal with enemies, how to achieve happiness.
Good friends will always help us,
Faithful hearts will beat nearby.
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When I returned home on the day of my first literary success, the soothing melodic sounds of musical exercises merged and spread throughout our apartment - my sister was playing the piano. Father, resting after dinner, lay on the sofa and read a newspaper. He looked at me questioningly and affectionately. Feeling my heart beating blissfully, I handed him the notebook with the essay.
Over the past year, my father has managed to turn into my older comrade. I used to show him my first experiments in literature, mainly awkward poems. His excited and touched, and even a little mocking look was the best encouragement for me. His advice for the most part related to grammar, which he knew perfectly, to the very structure of speech, as well as to punctuation.
Now he, too, quickly and youthfully jumped up from the sofa, sat down at his desk and began to re-read my essay out loud, word by word. In all my work, Andrei Alekseevich did not make a single blot, only at the end there was a big red five. The father immediately lingered on one of the first phrases. He said:
- “...Did you hear the snow falling?” But there is an inconsistency of tenses in one phrase...
- But Andrei Alekseevich did not note anything! - I answered proudly.
The father just shook his head and, continuing to read, made the same kind of comments. Then he stood up, put his arm around my shoulders and, hugging me in a friendly manner, walked with me through the rooms, now approaching the piano, at which the hardworking sister continued to play canons and solfeggio, now moving away from it.
At that time I was almost equal in height to my father, and this made me proud and thrifty tenderness towards my father.
It is very difficult to convey our conversation at that time, although I remember it. It was difficult because he was interspersed with affectionately meaningless mutterings, destined only for me since childhood:
- Yur-dur-karapur-marakur-karamur...
And then, interspersed with this muttering, the father said:
- Yes, the onset of winter... He wrote very poetically. Although these are not poems, they are not inferior to poetry, so, Yur-dur-karapur ... - He hugged me by the shoulders, pressed me to him and continued affectionately: - And you heard our conversation with Pelageya Semyonovna about “Vulcan” ? Well, the day before yesterday, when was she with us? In “Vulcan,” the onset of winter manifested itself in the fact that snow began to drift into the room where the refugees live. But our city government cannot even bother to putty the walls. As a result, there is a new explosion of influenza, and what’s really bad,” he said, lowering his voice, “there are cases of typhus in the last batch of refugees... Here’s the flip side and not at all poetic side of the onset of winter. And it turns out that you depicted the arrival of winter very well, but conveyed only the state of nature. And you don’t have a person yet...
Human! I can hear this word now, which my father, and his friends such as Pelageya Semyonovna Silina, pronounced with that special feeling with which religious people talk about the sacraments of religion.