The fairy tale turnip remade for a cheerful company. Fairy tale "Turnip" for a fun company
Good afternoon, dear guests!
Another repurposed turnip for holiday fun. So the heroes are still the same, they need 8 people, along with the presenter, but the text will be different, the presenter reads it. The actors speak their words not when they hear the name of their character, but when the presenter gives a sign that must be agreed upon in advance. Before starting the story, I recommend drinking a glass, it will be more fun.
Grandfather "Will live! Damn mother!
Grandma "The other needs strength"
Granddaughter “Well, think about it, things are going on”
Bug “Let me eat! I don’t have enough bones!”
Cat “Where do you wander, my happiness”
Mouse “Yola - fire! Sha! Atas!
turnip “Now I’m your first friend”
Think about the props, costumes for the characters; you need to invite the biggest guest to play the role of the mouse; you can invite men to the female roles and vice versa. A boy and a girl will look funny in the role of grandfather and grandmother.
You can play background music from “Village of Fools”
Without worries and without longing,
Somewhere near the river.
Once upon a time there was a little grandfather Kolya, (comes out)
Looks like he's not an alcoholic
Even though he was in his old age,
He stood firmly on his feet.
Even though I poured it in the morning,
but he lived gloriously - he knew no worries.
The bastard will drink, let's shout:
"Will live! Damn mother! (leaves)
Grandma Anna lived with him (comes out)
oh, and it was harmful!
The height of a giantess, the disposition of an ataman.
Her grandfather's drinking also made her unable to survive.
Grandfather is on a drinking binge - she goes to a neighbor for an intimate conversation.
Even though she kept saying:
“The other needs strength” (leaves)
Their granddaughter was visiting them there. (exit)
This granddaughter is simply powerful.
In a mini skirt - and a slit!
Looks like she's wearing a skirt, maybe she doesn't.
Breasts - liquid melons.
Lips are filled with juice.
And of course the miracle of the legs,
Like from a Playboy cover.
Like a rose bloomed:
“Well, think about it” (leaving.)
And on the farm my grandfather
It was, except for a trifle,
Two goats and a vegetable garden
Yes, the dog is at the gate.
Smart, nice, male. (out)
And his nickname is Tail.
Not at all from boasting,
He simply had no tail.
Either God didn’t give it to him,
Either he tore it off somewhere himself.
But the absence of a wave
No one was annoyed.
The dog barked rather sluggishly:
“Let me eat! I don’t have enough bones!” (leaving)
The cat Murka lived there. (out)
She was clean.
Ate whiskey, drank juice
And she slept on the armchair.
Murka was young
And preserved innocence.
And in my girlish dreams,
She was waiting for the young prince.
She has bad weather in her soul:
“Where do you roam, my happiness!” (leaving)
The Mouse lived there freely. (out)
He was stronger and taller than everyone else.
The whole Mouse village knew
He was the first bouncer
In a village tavern,
Called "SAKE"
And in the village all the people
The mouse called - a muzzle
It’s easy to communicate with him:
“Yoly fell, Sha! Atas!” (leaving)
Now you all know the inhabitants of their house.
One day in early May, an alcoholic grandfather
The thought appeared in reality.
He decided to plant turnips,
He went out into the field at dawn, (outgoing grandfather)
He put the grains in the ground,
Buried it. I poured water on it. I said
“We will live, motherfucker!”
And he went to hand over the glass. (leaving)
And then he went on a drinking binge
And I forgot about my root.
Well, it's summer at this time
It was generous in the heat.
The turnips were ripe, filling, (out)
Yes, I washed myself in the rain.
So by autumn she
She became large and strong.
Everyone around admired:
“Now I’m your first friend”
The grandfather came out onto the field - lo and behold:
“We will live, motherfucker!”
Grandfather strained himself,
The old belt broke,
Frail movement, even such tension.
But at least something for Repka.
Grandfather tried again!
But there is no progress to be seen:
“We will live, motherfucker!”
And he left the field (leaving)
Finish your moonshine.
At this time from a neighbor
The grandmother was walking after the conversation. (exit)
Grandma sees a turnip in the field,
Twice the field size.
It pulls like this. Yes it does.
Yes, there is no strength, the reserve has dried up.
It was in vain that I went to my neighbor:
“others need strength” (care)
And stumbling on the porch
She crawled to the stove
Sends granddaughter to Sveta(s)
Pull the turnips for lunch.
The granddaughter raised an eyebrow:
“Well, come to think of it”
I went out into the field to pick turnips
And he doesn’t know how to approach her.
Then he’ll push her sideways.
It will press on the contrary.
The girl tore her stockings
And Turnip is where she was.
The granddaughter spat out of frustration
And went to change outfits. (leaving)
There are tails at the fence
So he breaks his strap
Let's get some food first.
The little tail was untied, (out)
They ordered to pull the turnips.
He ran up and grabbed it with his teeth.
And let's rattle her.
Only the turnips are all in place,
He smiles, sits and moves his tops.
Out of frustration the dog did pssssss (peeing)
He jumped for a minute
And wearily wandered into the booth. (leaving)
Well, the cat was resting on the porch
And I saw the whole picture. (exit)
Passions suddenly boiled over in Murka:
“Where do you roam my happiness”
She wanted it so bad
Use your maturity.
She pulled her paws,
She pouted her lips into a bow.
Snuck up on Turnip from behind
And she dug in with her claws.
I pulled as hard as I could.
She just dulled her claws.
Shaked myself off, bent over
And she returned on the armchair. (leaving)
Just woke up from a drinking binge
Kolya's grandfather, on an old bed.
And I decided to attract people,
Go out to the garden together (out)
Made a circle around Turnip:
(Turnip) “Now I’m your first friend”
The grandfather grabs the tops, strains his back and muscles.
Grandmother clutches grandfather's trousers in two hands.
The granddaughter also came running and struck a cutesy pose.
The scoundrel's tail grabbed her stocking.
Well, Murka is looking for the dog’s tail, but it’s not there.
Murka was very surprised and grabbed the little tail's paw.
Here they are, pulling and pulling that Turnip.
Only the strength withers and withers.
Grandfather, let's yell at everyone:
“We will live motherfucker”
Grandma answers sweetly:
“others need strength”
The granddaughter has already brought everyone up:
“come to think of it”
The dog whines again first:
“Let me eat, I don’t have enough bones”
Murka hisses with passion:
“Where do you roam my happiness”
That barge hauler's heavy howl
Then the hero heard the Mouse. (out)
To showdown in the garden
The muzzle hastened.
And I decided to help at least once:
“The trees have fallen! sha! atas!”
Slowly approaches Turnip,
He looks around everyone with an impudent glance
He hugs Turnip tenderly.
And he takes it out of the garden.
Everyone gathered around:
“Now I’m your first friend”
Here our people reached out,
Started up and looked around
And he went to drink moonshine,
Thankfully he is always there.
There is a feast in the village,
Moonshine flows like a river.
And our story ends:
“The trees have fallen! sha!, atas!”
Happy holidays, dear guests!
Scenario for the fairy tale "Turnip in a new way" (for puppet theater - glove puppets)
Description: This work may be useful for preschool teachers (for theatrical classes; organizing children’s performances in front of preschool students and parents), additional education teachers, directors of theater studios working with preschoolers. The script is intended for staging a fairy tale in a puppet theater - glove puppets. The age of the children for whom this scenario is designed is 4-5 years old (middle group pupils).Theatrical activity develops the child’s personality, instills a sustainable interest in literature and theater, improves children’s artistic skills in terms of experiencing and embodying an image, and encourages them to create new images. Preschoolers are happy to join in the game: answer the dolls’ questions, fulfill their requests, give advice, and transform into one image or another.
Goals and objectives
Educational:
expand children's knowledge about Russian folk tales;
consolidate the ability to distinguish a fairy tale from other literary works;
teach children to analyze a fairy tale;
teach to understand the emotional and figurative content of the work;
teach children the rules of puppeteering;
develop the ability to convey playful images in actions with a doll;
teach to understand the value of friendship, unity
Educational:
develop interest in Russian folk tales;
introduce children to the origins of Russian culture;
develop thinking, imagination, visual memory, observation skills;
develop children’s cognitive and speech activity, expand their vocabulary;
develop means of expressiveness (verbal and nonverbal) in speech and acting;
enrich children's emotions
Educational:
cultivate a love for Russian folk art;
cultivate the manifestation of good feelings towards each other;
develop artistic taste;
cultivate respect for the book.
Characters (preschoolers 4-5 years old):
Presenter (adult)
turnip
Grandfather
Grandma
Granddaughter
Bug
Cat
Mouse
There is a screen on the stage. On the screen there is decoration - a hut, a fence, trees.
Leading: A fairy tale is the best
The main thing is, believe me,
What about the golden key?
There will always be a door.
Sit quietly, children,
Yes, listen about the turnip
The fairy tale may be small
Yes, about important matters.
Either: Dear viewers!
Would you like to see a fairy tale?
A fairy tale about a turnip in a new way
Everyone is happy to tell you.
Leading:
Grandfather and grandmother lived and lived.
We lived well and did not grieve.
Shared shelter with them:
Cat, granddaughter,
Mouse and Bug.
Grandfather comes out onto the porch
And he starts such a speech
(Grandfather leaves the house)
Grandfather: I will plant a seed in the ground in the spring
I will enclose it with a high fence
Grow, my turnip, in the garden,
May everything be okay with you.
Leading: The earth was watered together,
They fertilized and loosened.
Finally the day has come
A sprout also appeared.
(The turnip begins to gradually “grow” - appear from behind the fence)
Growing turnip
Grandfather cared and cherished!
Surprising everyone with its size,
The turnip has grown big!
(The turnip appeared completely)
In the Guinness book she
Claims without difficulty.
She rose from behind the fence,
Filled with sweet juice.
Grandfather: What a turnip, what a miracle!
And you are big and beautiful!
And how strong it is!
I don’t know how I’ll get it out!
(He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out)
Grandfather: One cannot cope alone!
I need to call my grandma!
(Granny leaves the house)
Grandma: Wait a minute! Run Run!
And I will help you, grandfather!
Be quick, grandpa.
Together we will pull out the turnip!
How to pull? Which side?
Grandfather: You grab your sides
Pull me with all your might!
(They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out)
Leading: No result to be seen
They started calling their granddaughter for help:
Grandma: Our turnip is the record holder -
It sat in the ground very firmly!
Granddaughter: Wait, grandma and grandpa.
I'll help you pull the turnip.
I’m already in a hurry to help you.
Where is he - a naughty vegetable?
Grandfather: Get up quickly, pull!
Granddaughter: No, the three of us can't handle it,
Maybe we should call Zhuchka?
Bug, throw a bone,
Let's pull out the turnip!
Bug: What's that noise and what's that fight?
I'm tired as a dog.
And now right under your nose
The turnip grew without asking.
What kind of riot is this, woof!
Get out of the garden, turnip!
Granddaughter: Stand behind me, pull
Come on, together! One two Three!
Bug: We can't survive without a cat,
Let him help us a little!
(The bug calls the cat)
Cat: From ears to tail
The cat is simply beautiful.
Because this fur coat
Not clothes, but a dream.
So as not to get your paws dirty,
I put on gloves.
Bug: You, Murka, quickly run to the mistress
Leading: The five of us already skillfully
They got down to business.
They're about to pull it out
Such a stubborn root vegetable!
A mouse ran past
The cat saw the mouse:
Cat: Wait, don't run away!
Help us out, friend!
Leading: Grandfather said:
Grandfather: We got together together
We need to pull out the turnip!
Mouse: Get together in a row
Leading: So they pulled out the turnip,
That she sat firmly in the ground.
The miracle vegetable is on the table...
The fairy tale is over already.
The essence of this tale is simple:
Always help everyone!
Together: We worked happily and together now,
Friendship matters - there was a story about that.
Leading: We told you a fairy tale, whether it’s good or bad,
and now we ask you to clap!
The presenter introduces the artists one by one. The children bow and leave the stage to the music.
GRANDFATHER'S WORDS
1.Grandfather: I’ll plant a seed in the ground in the spring
I will enclose it with a high fence
Grow, my turnip, in the garden,
So that everything is okay with you
2. Grandfather: What a turnip, what a marvel!
And you are big and beautiful!
And how strong it is!
I don’t know how I’ll get it out!
(Pulls and pulls, but cannot pull)
Grandfather: You can’t cope alone!
I need to call my grandma!
3.Grandfather: You grab your sides,
Pull me with all your might!
4.Grandfather: Get up quickly, pull!
Come on, together: one, two, three!
5.Grandfather: We got along together,
We need to pull out the turnip! All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
BABA'S WORDS
1. Grandma: Wait! Run Run!
And I will help you, grandfather!
Be quick, grandpa.
Together we will pull out the turnip!
How to pull? Which side? 2. Grandma: Our turnip is the record holder -
It sat in the ground very firmly!
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.
WORDS OF A GRANDDAUGHTER
1. Granddaughter: Wait, grandma and grandpa.
I'll help you pull the turnip.
I’m already in a hurry to help you.
Where is he - a naughty vegetable? 2. Granddaughter: No, the three of us can’t handle it,
Maybe we should call Zhuchka?
Bug, throw a bone,
Let's pull out the turnip!
3. Granddaughter: Stand behind me, pull
Come on, together! One two Three! All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.
WORDS BUGS
1. Bug: What’s that noise and what’s that fight?
I'm tired as a dog.
And now right under your nose
The turnip grew without asking.
What kind of riot is this, woof!
Get out of the garden, turnip!
2. Bug: We can’t survive without a cat,
Let him help us a little!
3. Bug: You, Murka, quickly run to the mistress
And help me pull the turnip out of the ground.
All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.
CAT WORDS
1.Cat: From ears to tail
The cat is simply beautiful.
Because this fur coat
Not clothes, but a dream.
So as not to get your paws dirty,
I put on gloves.
And I will comb my fluffy mustache for beauty.
2.Cat: Wait, don’t run away!
Help us out, friend!
All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.
WORDS OF THE MOUSE
Mouse: Get together in a row
Eh, once again, let’s pull out the turnip now
All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.
The fairy tales “Turnip” and “Kolobok” are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way.” Interesting scenes with familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all guests.
Try these remakes of fairy tales for a drunk company of role-players!
A funny fairy tale “Turnip” for adult holidays
First you need to select seven people who will participate in the skit. One leader is needed.
Participants must learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.
The presenter must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, must say his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which must be located on a chair and constantly do something.
During the skit, the presenter should not remain silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.
The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.
Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Now there's going to be booze!
Baba - Somehow my grandfather stopped satisfying me.
Granddaughter - I’m almost ready!
Hey, grandpa, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Zhuchka - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!
Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I’m going to feel bad now – I’m allergic!
Mouse - How about we have a drink?
Modern fairy tale “Kolobok” for a fun company
What other fairy tales have roles for drunken company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also bear.
Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole lives. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.
For example:
Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never came.
The moral of this fable is this: You shouldn’t hope for the love of a bun, but it’s better to have your own children.
A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration
We select five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:
“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk through a beautiful park and jumped up and down all the way, waving his arms.
The king was very joyful and saw a beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - she screamed obscene words, made faces, and stuck out her tongue.
Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king and flew away into the forest. The king was not really offended, but only became more amused and began to laugh.
The cheerful king did not expect that a bunny would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the ostrich pose. The bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was scared. The bunny stands, his paws are trembling, and he screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.
At this time, the proud fox returned to work. A beauty worked at a poultry farm and brought home a chicken. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was scared. The chicken did not waste a moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.
The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped into the fox’s arms, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that she needed to move her feet and ran.
The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They took hold of the handles and walked towards the castle. No one knows what will happen to the chicken next, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.”
The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink to the king and the chicken.
A humorous fairy tale for a group of adults
First of all, you need to select heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.
You need to select characters to play the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.
Participants must depict what their hero needs to do.
“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, showering everyone with its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.
Suddenly, talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They were arguing about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to chatter.
The kitten had almost reached its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.
A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten noticed a piece of paper that was rustling. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and attacked its target. After scratching and biting it a little, he realized that he was not interested in a simple piece of paper - and let it go. The piece of paper flew further, and out of nowhere a rooster suddenly appeared.
The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then the chickens came running to the rooster and surrounded him on all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.
Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor’s puppy was already waiting for him.
A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and let the kitten pass. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit wounded.
Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then fell asleep stretched out. The kitten had strange dreams - and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten met the street for the first time.”
The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can reward the most artistic actor with a prize.
An interesting scene for birthdays and other adult holidays
I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Even though we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.
Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I couldn’t even wrap my footcloths properly and sometimes, when given the command “left,” I turned in the opposite direction. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.
Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, while reading any news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and for some reason Kudryavtsev was already expecting some kind of trick from me.
Very often I caught his gaze on me. What did I see in his gaze? It’s probably because I’m untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake and he’ll kill me! I wanted to become a better person and promised myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.
We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, were constantly sent to the place of work...
My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. The shells fell close to me, and the bridge ceiling was already destroyed. Any minute could have been my last, but I gave myself a condition that I still wouldn’t leave the bridge.
How did I feel? I did not feel a sense of fear - I was already ready for death. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought forced me to stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.
It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact it was only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to run to me. I didn’t understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled my belt forcefully, and I came to my senses.
- Get out of here quickly! - said the man.
As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.
- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!
I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.
- However, you are still doing well, because you showed that you know the charter and were inviolable. You deserve praise. But even if this is a thing of the past, I would like you to use your brain. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point of this? Was everyone ready to check passes? If you had been smarter and had not gone to office yourself, I would not have punished you!
5 / 5 ( 12 votes)
SCENARIOS OF THE TALE “TURNIP ON THE NEW WAY”AUTHOR.
Sit quietly, kids.Yes, listen about the turnipThe tale may be small.But about important matters.It starts like it should:Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman, Granddaughter, Bug, Murka - cat And in the underground the mouse is a baby.
There is a vegetable garden near the house, a grandmother and granddaughter at the gate. The bug has a ringed tail and is dozing under the porch. The grandfather comes out onto the porch, he is dressed in a large sheepskin coat. From the open window, grandfather can hear music: “Get ready, get ready!”
GRANDFATHER. My health is good, I plant better than turnips.AUTHOR. He takes a shovel and goes into the garden.
GRANDFATHER. Grow up quickly, turnip, And hold on tightly to your roots. To pull out later We managed to get you through with difficulty.
GRANDMA. And the grandmother has no charger, thank you God is all right!
Ditties: I'm a granny anywhere Without charging you are young I lay on the stove all day Even my back is tired.
Fitness, fitness they say They tell me to go to sports, But I won’t go to the gym I really love the stove.
Grandfather, quit your job I really want to lie down!
GRANDDAUGHTER. I'll take the mirror in my hand, I'll give you scarlet lips. I'll paint my eyes Ugh, on your exercises!
Makes the poor thing sleepy! I'll start on Monday.
BUG. This is the role I got I'm called Bug here, I'm not sad guys Because now I love to growl R-R-R, woof, woof, woof, woof.
I can do without charging I'll play hide and seek with the cat.
AUTHOR. Bug behind the cat Cat in the window A mouse comes out in sweatpants T-shirt on the body, dumbbells in the paws.MOUSE.
Ditty: I am a mouse - an athlete I do sports. I'm friends with dumbbells And I'll show you the exercises.
One and two! Three four: I will become the strongest in the world. I will perform in the circus and raise a hippopotamus.
GRANDFATHER. Oh, I'm tired in the morning (leaves)
GRANDMA. And it’s time for me to bake.music can be heard: “Get ready, get ready!”
(the turnip has grown) MOUSE. That's how turnips are It’s so wonderful, How big it is, How beautiful it is, And the top is not visible We need to call grandpa. Grandfather! (runs away) AUTHOR. Grandfather is on the porch again. He sees turnips in the garden and doesn’t seem to believe himself. He stood next to the turnip - the turnip is higher than the capThe same music can be heard from the open window.
GRANDFATHER.
What happened, what is it? You don't give me peace!
(pulls the turnip) Eh, the bulldozer would be here, without it it would be a complete disaster!
AUTHOR. He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out.
GRANDFATHER. Apparently, you need to call your grandmother for help,
There is no way to cope without her.
With her, our work will go smoothly,
This is a small matter for her.
(Shouts.) Grandma, you are younger than us
Can you help me pull out the turnip?
GRANDMA. What, grandpa, is it hard?
But I’m a grandmother - wow!
Let me not do exercises, -
Every day I water the beds.
Well, take the turnip boldly,
We can do thisAUTHOR. Grandma for grandfather, grandfather for turnip. They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out!GRANDMA.
Our turnip is big
Her strength is strong.
We'll have to call our granddaughter, (Shouts.) Granddaughter, help your grandfathers!GRANDFATHER. How to pull? Which side? Come out granddaughter to the rescue!Granddaughter comes out
GRANDDAUGHTER.(song)
What happened, grandma? Did you call me, grandpa? What a miracle in the garden! The harvest is fine! I'll straighten the dress, I'll lubricate the hands with cream, I'll put on the shoes, Okay, I'll help!
GRANDDAUGHTER. My back hurts, my arms ache!No, he can’t cope without Zhuchka.Bug, run to us quickly, take on me boldly!
Bug runs out:
BUG.
What's all the noise here? What kind of fight?
I'm tired as a dog.
I have so much to do -
I've been wagging my tail all day,
I barked at my neighbor...(woof-woof)AUTHOR. A bug for my granddaughter.
BUG. You'll have to wake up the cat Let's work a little! Cat! Murka! Come here to us Look at the miracles!
(cat music) AUTHOR. Cat for Bug.
CAT.
That's how I knew
Our work is in vain. I wrinkled my tail, but the turnip is still here.
GRANDMA. I should shout the mouse into the yard.
CAT. Call the mouse? What a disgrace! BUG. We still have a mustache ourselves.
AUTHOR. Then a mouse jumped out of the hole and grabbed the horizontal bar.MOUSE. The turnip was born large, The born turnip is delicious, And in pie and porridge She's good.
Why trample a garden bed to no avail - Get ready to exercise. Before you get down to business, you need to gain strength.(doing exercises) GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMA. Left - right Left - right It turns out great!
MOUSE. Get up! Exhale, inhale! Now it's time to pull!
So they took up the turnip:
Bug, granddaughter, grandmother, grandfather.
Everyone pulled as hard as they could,
They didn't leave work.
Mouse for cat They pulled, pulled, pulled out the turnip.And then they are all together
We had fun, sang songs,
(dance with spoons) ALL: We sang and danced for you The fairy tale “Turnip” was shown And now it's time You, clap friends!Everyone introduces themselves.
Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew wonderful vegetables. Or what is it...a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.
The tale will be told impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the actor’s name is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.
Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.
– turnip (words: tired of waiting)
– grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years)
– grandma (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)
– granddaughter (words: I love to dance)
– bug (words: better like this than homeless)
– cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)
– mouse (words: I’m in a hole)
Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious). And they had a granddaughter ( I love to dance). The granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( Moore, I like it), and there lived a mouse in the underground ( I'm in a hole). And my grandfather also had it ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnips ( tired of waiting).
Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out! Grandfather called ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the most delicious). They began to pull together: the grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for a turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out!
Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance), and came to help. The three of them began to turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull and pull, but she still doesn’t come early.
Bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled ( oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but still they can’t pull it out.
The granddaughter remembered ( I love to dance) about my cat ( Moore, I like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but she doesn’t climb!
Well, apparently we’ll have to leave the turnip like that ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running ( I'm in a hole) and said she could help. One and a mouse ( I'm in a hole) dived underground. How can a turnip bite ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!
Grandfather is happy ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandma smiles ( my pancakes are the most delicious), granddaughter dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Masha ( Moore, I like it), and the mouse ( I'm in a hole) you heard yourself where she is. Everyone is happy and having fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!
The next tale-remake is the Teremok. Here the actors need to be given words. So that they can learn them. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:
The next tale is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone will remember her. But showing it at a party or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. Let's look:
Remember the fairy tale about the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings listening to this fairy tale and laugh and have fun.
This is a musical fairy tale, and here everything depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are mentioned in the fairy tales.
To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:
Fairy tales-remakes for a drunk company by roles
Fairy tales-remakes for a drunken company based on roles. New fairy tales How to have a good time sitting with friends, drinking beer and discussing the latest news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring for you too.
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Funny fairy tale scene "Turnip".
This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. Moreover, everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.
Professional presenters and toastmasters are best prepared in this regard. They always have a certain set of things for transformation: wigs, cool glasses, suits, skirts, funny ties, balls, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.
But you can also play funny fairy tales and skits at home. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the opportunity to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.
That's why funny, cool fairy tales and skits go "Hurray!" in a close, friendly company, among friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, holiday at home, at a corporate party.
We invite you to act out the famous fairy tale scene “About a turnip” and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:
- The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities
- If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some attribute of clothing so that it is clear who it is?
- Cosmetics or makeup can be used extensively
- It is better that everyone has the text on a piece of paper or piece of paper
- The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants must say their line.
- That is, every time you mention the role played by the guests in a fairy tale scene, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.
Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:
— Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip.
Guests say the following phrases when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:
turnip- Man, put your hands away, I’m not even 18 yet!
Dedka- I’ve become old, my health is not the same!
Grandma— Lately, my grandfather hasn’t satisfied me! (preferred)
Granddaughter- Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!
Cat– Remove the dog from the site, I’m allergic!
Mouse- Guys, maybe a shot glass?
These fairy tales funny scenes will take their rightful place in your collection of entertainment for adults at home, for corporate events.
Among other things, there are other options for performing this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site in the near future.
Fairy tale scenario for a corporate party with jokes
This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity.
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Fairy tales in a new way for corporate events and good mood
Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the principles of corporate culture are correctly formed in an organization, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. Joint corporate events are another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relationships in the team.
There are many reasons for such events: calendar celebrations, company anniversaries, completion of important projects, employee birthdays. Professional hosts, pop artists, singers, and dance groups are invited to host the celebrations.
Such performances do not require serious preparation; on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected in a stylized manner. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by drawing lots. No rehearsals are needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, arranging pauses and accents, he helps the artists.
There are several types of such fairy tales - shapeshifters. A fairy tale based on pantomime does not involve memorizing texts. Each actor, getting used to his role (often an inanimate character), tries to illustrate the presenter’s story with gestures and body movements. Costumes and decorations are optional. Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way for corporate events can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with them yourself.
Pantomime fairy tale for a corporate party
- Characters:
- Leading;
- King and Queen;
- Prince and Princess;
- two Horses;
- Oak and Puddle;
- Breeze and Crow;
- two Frogs;
- Snake robber.
Act one
Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!
(Curtain runs across the stage, imitating the opening of curtains).
V.: In front of us is a snow-covered clearing, and on it is a mighty, spreading and slightly brooding Oak tree.
(Oak appears, swinging its mighty branch arms).
V.: A young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow sat comfortably on its strong branches.
(The Crow appears and, cawing, “sits” on the Oak).
V.: At the roots of a mighty oak tree there is a wide, deep, ice-covered Puddle.
(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).
V.: in Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs croaked freely.
(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).
V: You can hear thunder in the distance.
(Thunder appears, making loud sounds, shouting: “Fuck-cracker!”).
V: The curtain is closing!
(The curtain walks across the stage with arms raised, simulating curtains closing.)
Act two
V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only backwards).
V.: In a snowy clearing, on the branches of a mighty spreading Oak tree, a pretty Crow sits, cawing at the top of her lungs. At the foot of the oak tree a full-flowing Puddle spread out, on which two croaking frogs perched.
(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).
V.: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the crow’s feathers, refreshed the wet paws of the frogs.
(The breeze lifts the hair on the Crow's head and waves his hands at the Frogs).
V.: A beautiful Princess appears. She carefreely jumps around the clearing and catches snowflakes.
(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).
V.: Suddenly, somewhere nearby, Horse No. 1 neighed. Prince Charming rode out into the clearing, riding a young stallion.
(The first Horse appears with the exclamation “I-go-go!” and Prince Charming is riding on it).
V.: The prince and princess met their eyes and were dumbfounded. They immediately fell in love with each other at first sight.
(The Prince and Princess first freeze, stare intently, then bow.)
V.: The curls of the young couple were gently ruffled by a fresh breeze. Having played enough with the lovers, a fresh breeze sat under the Crow’s wing.
(The breeze repeats the movements according to the text).
V.: Suddenly thunder was heard, and the Oak tree began to tremble with its entire mighty body. The crow flies away to the south, croaking in panic, and the fresh Breeze follows. The frightened Frogs croaked.
(All listed characters portray and voice their roles).
V.: The Terrible Robber galloped up on his horse No. 2. He takes the Princess with him.
(The Robber on Horse hugs the Princess and drags her along).
V.: Everything is quiet. The prince sobs and tries to drown himself in a puddle out of grief.
(The Prince puts his head on Luzha’s lap and sobs loudly.)
(The curtain runs backwards across the stage.)
Act three
V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain passes across the stage again, simulating the opening of curtains.)
V.: Within the walls of the castle, the King and Queen are crying, mourning their missing daughter. Everyone is crying, including Oak and Puddle.
(The King and Queen appear arm in arm, with loud sobs. Everyone greets them with bitter exclamations).
V.: The Prince asks for blessings from the King and Queen and rushes off to find the Princess.
(The Prince kneels on one knee in front of the Queen and she makes the cross over him.)
V.: Thunder roars again and the Robber appears on his Horse. The Prince and the Robber fight.
(Scene of the battle between the Prince and the Robber on Horses).
V.: The robber is defeated! A crow and a fresh breeze are returning from the south. A fresh breeze brings the young princess.
(The robber runs away, Veterok appears with the Princess in his arms).
Presenter: The king and queen saw the prince and princess and rushed to kiss everyone.
(The King and Queen kiss all the fairy tale heroes present).
V.: Then they heard the chimes. After all, they completely forgot that today is New Year, but they realized it in time and started drinking champagne.
Such a tale can be adapted to any time of year and any holiday.
A slightly more complicated version of the fairy tale in a new way for a corporate party - based on roles with text. The lines are very small and are repeated constantly throughout the production, after each mention of the character by the presenter, creating a special charm for the actors.
“Turnip” - a fairy tale with voiced roles
For a fairy tale - improvisation, you need to prepare some props:
- curtain (held by two participants);
- beard for grandfather;
- apron for grandmother;
- cap with tail for turnip;
- costume elements of a dog, mouse and cat.
- Characters:
- Leading;
- A turnip with the remark “Oba-na, that’s what I am...”;
- Grandfather - “I would kill him, damn it”
- Grandma - “Where are my 17 years old?”;
- Granddaughter - “I’m not ready”;
- Dog Bug - “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job”;
- Cat - “Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
- Mouse - It’s okay, will a mosquito gore you?”
It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion.
Presenter (V.): In Japan there is a theater where all roles - male and female - are played only by men. Today you have on tour such a theater of 7 actors (invites those interested) with a fairy tale in a new way for the Turnip corporate party. .
A small curtain is erected and the actors hide behind it.
V.: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way? Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: and grandfather planted a turnip.
Turnip: Oh-ba-na! That's what I am!
V.: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather: (leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma (emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Host: Grandma for grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Presenter: They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Q: Didn’t you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
V.: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: both of us, that’s what I am!
V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Zhuchka: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Presenter: Bug came running...
Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Presenter: I took on my Granddaughter...
Host: Granddaughter for Grandmother...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Presenter: Grandfather for Turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Zhuchka: damn it, it's a piece of work!
Cat: Remove the dog from the area! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: the cat came running and how it grabbed onto the Bug...
V.: The bug squealed...
Bug: (squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
V.: took on my granddaughter..
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
V.: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Presenter: Grandma - for Dedka...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather - for the turnip...
V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
V.Y: Out of necessity, she went out and did it for the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: How the mouse will scream with indignation...
Mouse: It’s okay, will a mosquito gore you?
V.: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: the cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Host: The bug grabbed hold of her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
V.: The granddaughter is flying towards her grandmother...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: I would have killed him!
V.: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It’s okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Repka: Oba, that’s what I’m like...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)
Fairy tales in a new way for corporate events and good mood
You can invite Galkin or Baskov to a festive corporate party. If this is not your option, try putting a fairy tale in a new way with your team: an explosion of emotions and a festive mood are guaranteed.
Source: otprazdnuem.com
"Lykomorye"
- turnip
- Lukomorye
- 12 months
- flying ship
- Morozko
- At the behest of the pike
- Teremok
- The Bremen Town Musicians
Fairy tale script for a corporate party by role
Who else should we congratulate?
Where it’s always fun, believe me.
But to shorten our path,
Don't go around the big sea,
Let's go with you across the Lykomorie.
We can’t live without dramas
We cannot live without miracles.
(looking around) Where did Santa Claus disappear to?
Cat - I am a scientist cat in Lykomorye,
I walk everywhere, not knowing grief;
To the right - I'll tell you a joke.
The Snow Maiden appears. Pugacheva's song "Think of Something" is playing. Addresses the Cat.
It's New Year's Eve.
You can do anything, you are the smartest
You can help me.
Here is misfortune, as luck would have it:
Santa Claus was suddenly snatched away;
What would a holiday be without him?
Well, how can I solve this problem here?
Snow Maiden- Think of something, think of something,
Think of something to bring Grandfather back to me.
Sweet and beautiful.
Drag into a pond.
Let's purr with you,
It's good for the two of us.
Is it really so difficult for you?
Cat (waves it off)- Well, go see the good fellows.
And you should dance sirtaki.
It’s as if it’s clockwork from behind,
Like the Energizer in a unit.
Go straight from us to the swamp,
If you dare to go there.
And you will answer us for sritaki!
How the swamp sucked us in.
(addresses Kikimora) And you, Kikimora, so often
You look unhappy for some reason.
But there is no more patience.
Oh, who did I give it to?
So many of the best years.
Others have husbands like people;
Just give them a hint
And immediately there will be a renewal...
Water (looks at Kikimora in surprise and wants to object to her)
Kikimora- Let me tell you, don’t interrupt!
Today I am like iron.
It's just no use.
Water- I told you yesterday from the mud
I got a cool fur coat,
Leatherette boots
I searched for eight whole days.
I get everything you dream of
Just call out right away.
You won't let me go
Hunt for game.
Today I am like iron.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
It's just no use.
So there are only one frogs.
And tell the truth something
They are very small.
Cleaning them is just one thing -
I have only one problem.
Wow hunting;
I would shoot a wild boar.
Today I am like iron.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
It's just no use.
Swamp, mud, H2O.
Where to go? Where to run,
To find Santa Claus?
Snow Maiden- Really bucks? How many?
I hope it's a little?
Granny hedgehog 1- He captured Santa Claus,
He was imprisoned.
Granny hedgehog 2- Just Bin Laden.
Granny hedgehog 1– Not long ago he went to the bank here;
Granny hedgehog 2- What did you find there?
Granny hedgehog 1- With all his wealth he
I bought two bills there.
I was lying so badly.
I already have it (takes the bill out of his pocket)
Granny hedgehog 1- Yeah, that's how things are
Granny hedgehog 2- What should we do with him?
2 Granny hedgehog - The weather is probably getting worse,
And I'm burning all over because of the heat. (Puts palm to forehead)
1 Granny hedgehog - Let's call the vet.
We want to be healed urgently
And hurry up, we are suffering so much!
Vet- Don't worry, we're leaving.
Snow Maiden (addresses hedgehog grandmothers)– Your appearance is not very important,
It's as if everything hurts you,
You are just old disabled women.
This is the elixir that makes you look young. (takes out a bottle of vodka, on which
written "Elixir of Youth")
You take the elixir for yourself,
In exchange, you give me a bill of exchange.
Come to us again.
Oh, what nerves, I was very unlucky.
I'm disappearing, damn, how I'm disappearing.
I need to remember exactly who I was with yesterday and where.
I’m lost, (where’s the bill?) I’m lost.
The Snow Maiden comes out. Koschey doesn’t see her yet.
Koschey- For him, for him, I will give and lose everything.
Koschey- Nothing, nothing, I don’t understand anything.
Snow Maiden- Without him, without him, your fate is different.
So why the hell are you a villain?
Santa Claus was able to capture
Should he be imprisoned?
Santa Claus is here such did:
It's about forty cold here during the day,
Well, we live just like the Chukchi;
Created eternal ice;
My bank account was frozen.
(addresses the Snow Maiden) Just find my bill of exchange
And leave with Santa Claus
Wherever you want, and quickly,
Perhaps it will be warmer here? (Br-r)
puts her on the floor)
Look carefully, student.
Oh, little bird, look quickly! (points to the sky,
Koschey looks up. At this time, the Snow Maiden puts a bill of exchange under her hat.
Koschey naturally doesn’t see this. Then she looks at the hat, Snow Maiden
makes passes, raises his hat, there is a bill there)
Isn't this the bill, Koschey?
Yes, you are the Snow Maiden, Kio!
You are just an ice rose;
(solemnly announces) And here comes Santa Claus!
Atas! The boys are dancing
The girls are dancing, atas!”
But this is not the end of the tale; –
(looks into the hall) - The Old Year is coming to an end,
All the honest people gathered.
Yes, this is simply amazing;
Then it's time to sing a song.
We know very precisely
What do we need to drink urgently?
Smile at least casually.
Before we come down to you,
This Christmas tree is for us.
The corporate fairy tale script based on roles presupposes the presence of an organizer-director - a director who will distribute them and monitor the preparation of employees for the holiday. You can make your own costumes and props, or contact your local theater and rent them if you have a budget for your New Year's party.
Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate party based on the roles of “Lykomorye”
On the eve of the New Year, fairy tale scenarios are very popular for organizing company holidays. In this case, the new corporate spirit is 100% guaranteed.
Source: newyear.parte.info
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Dog 2018
A generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be exclusively the way we remember them from the sweet stories of mothers and grandmothers. But time passes, and progress does not stand still. The generation of the 21st century is very different from the people of that period when everyone’s favorite stories about Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Singing Guitars, the Nutcracker and the 12 Months were written. Today, young people, gathering at cheerful New Year's corporate parties, compose and play out old fairy tales in a funny way in a new way. For example: “Chicken Ryaba” with a progressive grandmother and a walking grandfather, “Turnip” with a full set of colorful characters, “New Year’s Story” with Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga and Leshy. In addition to traditional options, you can use modern fairy tales that combine the most incongruous griefs. Usually their plot is composed of elements of several works and is filled with jokes, funny remarks, gestures, etc.
What funny fairy tales can be told at a New Year's corporate party?
Adult fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018. Dogs are presented on entertainment Internet sites with dozens and even hundreds of interesting options. Experienced presenters will always be able to quickly find and play out the most suitable scenario. But you can refuse the services of a professional and try to unite the work team before the holiday. Invite employees to take part in drawing up the plot and text of the New Year's fairy tale, as well as their subsequent participation in it. By turning on your vivid imagination, you can all think together about:
- The name of the future fairy tale;
- Storyline;
- Place of action;
- A sufficient number of active characters;
- Jokes and gags for everyone;
- Positive ending;
Meanwhile, a fairy tale can be written in prose or in poetic form, with a small or large number of characters, with or without music. To create a script in a new way, you will have to fill the text with youth expressions, words from the professional jargon of the team, quotes from new fashionable films or cartoons. Using these techniques, every potential author will be able to give the plot a modern twist, even with a classic cast of characters.
Fairy tale "Kolobok" for a corporate party for the New Year by roles
The well-known fairy tale in a new way, "Kolobok" with roles, is an ideal option for a corporate party for the New Year. The presenter can always go on stage and read out a funny adaptation with a cool plot and an unexpected ending. But sitting and listening is not what young work teams are used to doing at holiday parties. Therefore, it recommends distributing roles between employees in advance, thoroughly rehearsing a funny theatrical production and showing it in roles on New Year's Eve. Of course, management and other colleagues should not advertise the future surprise; let it become a pleasant surprise for the audience in the hall.
We have placed the text of the fairy tale “Kolobok” for a corporate party for the New Year in roles for you in the next section.
Text of the adult fairy tale “Kolobok” based on roles for the New Year’s corporate party
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. We slept next to each other - for order. Grandfather had long ago forgotten how much he loved his grandmother. Their relationship actually developed platonically. Well, that’s not what the fairy tale is about—it’s about how a miracle happened to them last summer. However, I won’t run ahead. I'll tell you everything in order - I wrote it down in a notebook.
They lived modestly - without income. We ate radishes and drank kvass. Here’s a simple dinner every day: every time. It is on this sad note that I will begin my story.
Once it “found” the old man: “There was definitely unaccounted for flour somewhere in the house.” He looks sternly at the grandmother, who quietly looks away.
- Yes, there is a little flour. Yes, it’s not about your honor. You couldn’t touch her with your unwashed face. I was going to bake pies for my name day.
- What kind of vile snake have I warmed up in my house? Or don't you know me? Well, quickly come here so that there will be food on the table within half an hour. Maybe you don't understand? I'm going to kill someone now! I’ll explain in English: veri hangri – you want to eat.
“I’ll do everything this very hour.” Drink the kvass while you're at it. I’ll bake a kolobok for such a fool. There are no teeth anyway - at least you can lick this ball.
- That's okay, that's wonderful. So at once. What are those difficult? Is it difficult for you to understand me? Do you think it’s okay for me to threaten with brute force? Just know this, my darling. In my priorities, you are right behind the stomach. Even if you hit the wall with your forehead, do you understand who is in charge?
The grandmother sighed sadly, waved her hand at him, placing the other on the crook of his hand. It turned out to be a bad gesture. She kneaded the dough in silence and heated it in the oven. And having rolled that dough into a ball, right into its ardor and heat, she brought it to the handle and closed the oven with the damper. That's how things are.
The old man was glad to see the bun, opening both nostrils and inhaling the aroma.
- Did you, old woman, follow every point in the recipe? Don't I want to get poisoned by consuming a baked goods product alone?
- Eat, killer whale, dear. If anything happens, potassium permanganate is at hand. Don't worry - we'll pump it out. Do not have time? Let's bury it! Why has your face changed? Vasya, you should pray.
- Okay, stop listening to nonsense - time is up, it's time to eat.
The grandfather takes the fork with his hand and starts poking the ball, which screams in horror:
- Help, guard. My grandfather pierced my side with a fork. What kind of mother is this? You have broken the seal - I will leak in the rain.
- Whose are you... Whose are you, child?
- Yours, my dears. Yours on the outside, yours on the inside. After all, I was molded from your dough. I know everything.
- A miracle, a miracle happened. The child was born without love. Last year's torment gave us a son. Grandma, urgently flush all the leftovers into the toilet, without looking back. Enough to create poverty - we already have a hard time living. The baker's son jumped right out of the oven. I will live with you: I am your son - I ask you to love me. One is enough for us - even though the ball is not rolling.
- I apologize, interrupting your moments of joy, I want to tell you firmly: I will file for alimony. I foresee complications, since I just started life and received such rudeness.
-Are you a round brother? And roll. Get out of here. Forget about us completely. Here is my father’s order: “Get out of here, this very hour.” It's a pity for the bread, there is no word. But I'm not a cannibal. I can’t lift a fork on my birthmark. Even if you cut me from the sides, I cannot eat my sons. But if you can’t see it, go away. Roll around the world.
Kolobok, with a long sigh, said quietly:
- It doesn’t matter. If you really think about it, how can I continue to live with you? My browned side will become across my throat. And one day in the spring, due to my edible essence, I risk ending up in the form of croutons on the table. Don't be bored without me. I won't come back - just know that.
The bun rolled to the floor, quietly muttering obscenities. His soft sides were slightly mangled. Accelerating across the floor, he jumped and adju. Behind the fence, where there is grass, his words were heard:
- The greed of the fraer will destroy him. I left - fate will judge.
Cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: script
We bring to your attention another cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” in a new way with a script for the New Year’s corporate party 2018. And also, a few recommendations for its preparation and implementation:
- First of all, participants are assigned to the roles: Grandmother, Grandfather, Mouse, Wolf;
- The presenter prints out the text of the fairy tale in advance for himself, and key phrases for each participant:
Grandfather: Well, just think, I can do no good without eggs.
Wolf: Oh, what passions there are here, this seems to be my happiness.
- Actors for a fairy tale are dressed up in costumes, individual costume elements, paper masks or simple signs with the name of the character;
- The presenter prepares the equipment in a timely manner: a plate with eggs (foam), a chair, a bottle;
- I read the scene with special expressiveness and emotional intensity, the actors, in turn, pronounce catchphrases and play along according to the script. It’s better to read your roles from a piece of paper so that in the heat of excitement you don’t confuse the words;
- All participants are awarded small funny prizes.
Scenario of a funny fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for adults for the New Year
In one village, by the river. Once upon a time there lived old people.
Grandma Martha, grandfather Vasily, they lived well and did not grieve.
Sometimes guests visited them. And one day they gave
The chicken is neither this nor that, the grandfather called it “Pockmarked”.
But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.
The grandmother takes them in her hands and quickly calls the grandfather into the house.
He puts in a quarter of the moonshine. Village surge,
And he says in his grandfather’s ear:
Eggs give back their strength!
Grandfather Vasily became emboldened, flushed, and brave.
Well, think about it, I’m no good without eggs.
Lo and behold, there are no snacks on the table, Grandfather is getting excited here,
She started talking about strength, but forgot about the snack.
Grandma pulled up her sock and ran to the cellar.
And all the while he repeats:
Eggs return strength.
Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, came to take away the eggs!
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Then the neighbor's Mouse came in and was known as a Twisty Tail.
She has only one thing on her mind:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see there is no grandmother!
He thinks grandfather is so-so...
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
One, or better yet three. And she started wagging her tail,
To seduce Grandpa Kolya.
Well, come to think of it... I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Either he will sit on his grandfather’s lap, or he will stroke his bald head,
He gently strokes your back...
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Grandfather was led into temptation. He groans with pleasure!
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
The mouse twirled its tail. There was a roar throughout the house.
She did something really bad, she broke Rowan's eggs
And she rushed around the hut!
Oh man, I wish I could do it better!
Grandfather runs here and there
Then Grandma Martha returned, At first she was surprised,
Where the hell are the eggs, they are on the floor.
As soon as he screams, he will wail.
Grandma: Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.: He sees a mouse in his hut.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Well, come to think of it, I’d be no good without eggs.
The grandmother grabbed the Mouse’s hair, and the grandfather shouted: “Oh, women, be quiet!”
And as best he can, he separates, Yes, the Mouse protects more!
Grandma uses her legs.
Eggs give back their strength!
The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy.
What a story Stop! Everyone freezes at once!
At this time, on the same day, the Wolf walked past on his way.
For what? I want to give you a hint here: I went to look for a Bride.
Hearing the sound of a struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness.
He immediately saw the mouse, understood what was causing the scandal,
Slowly, little by little, Bab separated the fighting!
Oh, what passions there are here...
Grandma hobbles towards the chair...
Eggs give back their strength!
The grandfather hurries to his grandmother and at the same time says:
Well, just think, things are going well, I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"
And he strokes the wolf on the back.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness!
Grandmother and grandfather made peace, Mouse and Wolf got married
And now everyone lives together, What else is needed in life?
And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, year after year!
Celebrating the holidays all together, What else is needed in life?
Funny fairy tale improvisation for the New Year for a corporate party with music
Another improvisational fairy tale with music will certainly brighten up the New Year’s corporate party with positive emotions, lively laughter and the natural enthusiasm of random actors. The characters in it are quite simple and familiar to everyone, so even amateurs can cope with their roles. We recommend not warning guests about an impromptu performance, so that the audience will be pleasantly surprised, and potential artists will not have time to come up with “excuses” for refusing to participate.
So, print out the script in advance, distribute roles to the participants, give them pieces of paper with text and gestures that need to be repeated at the right moment:
- New Year 2018 - Come on! (Shakes his head in surprise)
- Snow Maiden - Both-on! (Spreads his hands)
- Santa Claus - Why don't you drink? (Wobbles)
- Leshy - Um, good luck! (squats)
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates? (Looks around)
- Old ladies - Well, never mind (Clap their hands)
- Guests - Happy New Year! (Jumps up and actively waves his arms)
For the role of the Snow Maiden you need to choose a young sexy girl. New Year - boss or director. Santa Claus is the deputy director. Leshy is a respectable uncle. The waitress is the most arrogant in the team. Old ladies - 3 aunts. Guests - the remaining room.
On New Year's Eve
The people have a TRADITION to celebrate
The people care about the crisis and adversity
The happy ones shout loudly: Happy New Year!
But the New Year sits before us
It's like he was just born
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
and wonders out loud….. Well, there you go!
And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
To celebrate, they shout loudly: Happy New Year!
He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)
Santa Claus, tired of morning performances
He speaks barely coherently... Why don’t you drink?
In response to New Year: Well, you give!
And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
But everyone still shouts: Happy New Year!
Then the Snow Maiden stood up, highly moral,
although her appearance is far from sexy.
Apparently she won’t go home alone,
Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: Both-on!
And the grandfather is already sniffling……..: Why don’t you drink?
In response, New Year…….. Well, you give!
And people again, without hesitation and immediately
They shout louder and louder: Happy New Year!
And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
He savors it while admiring himself……. Both on!
Frost keeps groaning……..: Why don’t you drink?
New Year is coming... Well, you give it to me!
Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas, as if they got off on the right foot
They coo over a drink without harming themselves,
And they are indignant out loud... ..... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden is full of passion, full of desire,
He repeats seductively and languidly... Both on!
Frost is screaming...... : Why don't you drink?
And then the New Year……. Well, you give it!
Everything is going its way, going its own way,
And the guests again all shout: Happy New Year!
but the Waitress made her contribution brightly and briefly.
She threw arrows over the food,
Yaguski, forgetting about everything in his own mind,
They sit and are indignant...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughs, whispering with delight..... Both-on!
And the grandfather is already screaming...... Why don't you drink?
Next comes the New Year......Well, come on!
And the guests felt freedom of thought
They chant together again: Happy New Year!
Here Leshy, almost crying with joy,
He gets up with the words... .... Well, good luck!
The waitress, taking a sip of the burners,
She asked......Where are the empty plates?
Grandmothers, having one more sausage
a couple of people are shouting...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed out loud...... Both-on!
And Santa Claus drinks, screaming at the top of his lungs...
Why don't you drink?
And drinks New Year...... Well, you give it to me!
And the glasses seem to be filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: Happy New Year!
And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time
Called with inspiration...... Well, good luck!
How to perform an improvisational fairy tale with music at an adult New Year's corporate party
In order to not only have fun at a collective celebration, but also honor the patron saint of 2018, we recommend holding a funny improvisation fairy tale for the New Year for a corporate party with music. To stage it, you will need 12 volunteers who want to plunge headlong into the world of acting, and 1 skilled presenter with a great sense of humor. Musical accompaniment will not be amiss: quiet winter melodies will only enhance the atmosphere and strengthen the fabulous effect. It is also worth taking care of masks for each participant in advance. Considering that the characters are animals, it won’t be difficult to find them. Any toy shop or souvenir shop provides customers with a huge selection of similar products. Especially on the eve of the winter holidays.
Before the start of the performance, all participants are given their texts, printed on pieces of paper:
- Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
- Dragon - “My words are law!”
- Goat - “Everything, of course, is in favor!”
- Dog - “Oh, there’s going to be a fight soon”
- Snake - “Oh, guys, of course it’s me!”
- Rooster - “Wow! I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”
- Pig - “Just a little bit - and here I am again!”
- Horse - “The fight will be hot!”
- Tiger - “Let's no games!”
- Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”
- Monkey - “I am, of course, without blemish”
- Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
- The audience shouts in unison “Congratulations!”
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
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