Funny birthday wishes for a man. Comic happy birthday greetings to a man
I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot
Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!
I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!
Funny and cool congratulations
May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!
I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!
I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday
Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!
Cool congratulations and wishes
A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!
Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!
Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!
Funny and funny congratulations
Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!
I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.
Funny birthday greetings
We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.
So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always there!
Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.
One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!
Cool birthday greetings
On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!
Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!
Ridiculous birthday greetings to men
Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.
Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people
Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.
It's already getting dark,
And we went into your apartment,
It's time to congratulate you,
Today has arrived!
We must confess to you,
You were little appreciated
But you won't notice it
On this birthday of yours.
Our congratulations to you,
That he is very truthful
I personally wrote it
Did he really come out handsome?
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The birthday has fallen Unexpected for us! Are you hungover this morning? Did you drink vigorous, tasty kvass? A day of festivities is ahead. Come on, beech, keep your nose up! We will not tolerate lamentations, Let's all sing a toast together. Happy birthday! Let's all tremble We'll have a drink on the road. Even if we remember little later, But the poem will remain.
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Have you seriously gotten old? Come on, old man! Do you remember what I said? Carry a wig with you... Now, I pull... "don't worry" I don’t suddenly like your wig. I'm behind your ears - bend down, In a friendly way, my friend, I want to lift you up in my eyes! So that the ladies say: “Ah!” - The boys were filled with pride, And the man said nothing: “Man!” From old grandmothers, Apple-pear pie. From a girl passing by, Hint - chills! In short, guy: don’t get sick, Don't yell at people who are close. And what else... “not in the eyebrow but in the eye”, Always be “AS” in everything.
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Yes, you are a fighting man, But there is room for improvement: There is no limit to perfection And it's not a matter of years! So that you never let us down Neither mind nor hand, May fortune come to you Pliable, light. And if you suddenly buy a ticket At least to Rome, at least to Gelendzhik They would have told you then What a cool man you are!
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Let there be a skein of happiness, And a lot of luck, A big tray of money May he screw everyone over in life! So that there is a loved one And I cooked borscht. And always with joy To make it sparkle! And don't be like a seal, Weekend? TO FOC! So that the fun is all yours It worked out for future use.
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On this sunny day, without hiding love, I want to congratulate you, my counterpart. I wish you happy smiles to the roof, Keep mice from hanging in the refrigerator. Let every hour be filled with warmth, Never be your weak link. And don’t forget your health bag along the way, Heading towards success, you just fly!
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Let the birth in this life It just always makes you happy. Forget the bad: anger, intrigues And then you will feel That it was not in vain that you were born, Be kind, sympathetic, cheerful. So that you always share the best With people, with everyone, that’s the only way. Let your wife be jealous of you Her friend, what can I say? May he always miss you. And you? It's up to you to choose.
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Scandal, betrayal, fight, Losing money and drinking Move to the background. After all, you, of course, are not a fool! In one moment you will resolve everything, You will subdue your enemies on the spot. I won't say much So as not to deceive, not to flatter. I want to congratulate you on your birthday, And apart from warm wishes, there is nothing to add. Read my poetic congratulations! Here you will see everything between the lines.
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To my beloved man On a nice birthday Yes, they won’t give you a razor And half a kilo of cookies. Let friends present Reading between the lines So, a small dacha, Or a cute boat. In the midst of a noisy feast, Where the toasts never end Let the glasses be full, And the joy of the heart. Let it cover you with happiness - Wave after wave, And let the troubles pass The other side.
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I wish you clean socks, T-shirts and shorts. Days, sunny, radiant, May love come to you! So that on this birthday Huge congratulations From the entire big planet I could fall into your hands.
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I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday My congratulations I wish you a sweet, sweet life, Let everything in life be in chocolate. Health, like Muromets, It's easy for you to get up in the morning So that the dust does not leave you My wife gave me my salary Reliable, devoted friends May your mother-in-law be kinder to you And let your father-in-law be your friend Excellent congratulations!
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Congratulations on your birthday! This is one of those days when you - The best of all generations When everyone gives you flowers. When about a stool at dinner You may not even remember Your place today is the best And it's at the head of the table. They will tell you a lot of good things, They wish for more years. And then take care as best you can They will bring you as many cutlets as you want! And salad with sandwiches, fish, And the sausages are a select variety. And, be strong, there will still be plenty to eat Cake with candles and cream! Afterwards everyone will want it urgently Pull your ears. This is a serious age, for sure. Red Ears will have to walk. And then there will be games... Sit on the sofa by the mountain And eating olives - never mind, You will be a hero in every game. I'm only joking, of course. I congratulate you with all my heart. But just in case, remember: Be strong this day, I am with you!
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What to give for a birthday? Make a call in the morning And give it to the birthday boy Original congratulations! Wish from the heart Porsche Cayenne for luxury, And a MasterCard credit card For financial costs. Let there be longevity - like that of a turtle, And the appetite is like that of huge lions, Sexual activity is like that of cats in March, And be persistent - like a powerful rhinoceros.
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Today is your wonderful day! A mountain of smiles, happiness and gifts. You can dig up that old stump Where homeless people drink vodka in the park. Or can you run around the house naked? Or scare passers-by with your “gnome”, Ride to work on a camel And I don’t care that people swear! I've gone a little crazy. Happy birthday to you, my dear!
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I wish you to sing loudly From happiness, joy and miracle. And not under the sofa Stinking piles of socks! I wish you a nice wife, So that she doesn’t ask for a lot of money. I wish you an old friend: Male friendship is strength! I wish that my congratulations Touched me to the depths of my soul, So that he helps on his birthday With his eloquent style.
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Happy birthday greetings to a man can be not only serious and touching, but also cool and funny. It is difficult to imagine any holiday without humor. With his funny wishes, the congratulator will put the birthday boy and everyone present in the right mood and set the right “course” for the entire event.
You can compose the coolest birthday greetings for the birthday boy yourself. Especially if a person has known the hero of the occasion for a long time and is often present in his life.
In this case, you will be able to remember some interesting funny stories in which the birthday boy himself took part, and use the man’s favorite jokes and anecdotes.
As a result, the congratulation will turn out to be very original and, most importantly, individual. The hero of the occasion will definitely laugh and rejoice sincerely.
If the congratulatory person knows Photoshop, he can create a festive poster or a cool postcard for the birthday boy. For example, by changing the man’s appearance (by making a humorous caricature), adding a funny background or some thematic objects around. Your “creation” can be associated with the hero of the occasion’s hobby, his work, or even some character traits.
The resulting poster-card will be an excellent option for an unusual gift. Surely, it will take a place of honor in a man’s house and will be carefully kept by it. You can immediately write cool congratulations on the poster.
Another interesting option is to set the selected wish words to music. This can be done very simply, using any cheerful, cheerful melody. Then the congratulator will turn his speech into a full-fledged festive performance. It will be relevant for a magnificent celebration with a large number of guests.
- Happy birthday! Boy, you're already big. I don’t know what to wish for you... Always be yourself! Everyone wishes you happiness, long life and not getting sick, avoiding bad weather. You are handsome - keep it up! I wish you a yacht, a dacha, and a suitcase with some money to boot. Be patient a little longer, you'll soon buy an island.
- I wish you a beautiful life: Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer! Go to the bathhouse on weekends, live to the fullest! And so that your wife is obedient, Indifferent to mink coats, So that she feeds you deliciously, So that she is skillful in bed! In general, more of all the blessings that are in your men's dreams!
- Happy Birthday! Don’t get drunk, but “take it” in moderation! Never end up in a bullpen, prison, or hospital. Be clear and sober in your mind, keep your heart burning fieryly. Prostatitis, enuresis You will never know. So that my nerves are steel, So that I can achieve everything. So that dollars and euros do not fit into your wallet. In the Maldives and Hawaii Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger. I wish you from the bottom of my heart: May everything come true in due time!
Funny wishes in your own words
You can write a humorous congratulation to a man in your own words. Such wishes can be made no less funny and memorable than thematic poems.
Are you planning to write a greeting yourself? You need to follow a simple plan:
- Find your favorite joke on the Internet. Preferably one that the birthday boy will definitely like or that somehow intersects with his life.
- At the beginning of the joke, add a cool address to the birthday person.
- Insert congratulations anywhere in the text.
Using this scheme, in just a couple of minutes you will be able to compose an interesting, comic congratulation to a man yourself. If this option seemed too complicated, you just need to select a ready-made text of a funny birthday wish.
- Happy birthday, cool man. I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to have fun every day and not to stress without unnecessary reasons, and in principle, even if you don’t have such reasons. In general, let there be a lot of money in your wallet, let cute beauties surround you, let success be your middle name, let everything always be smooth for you.
- Our dear, happy birthday to you! May your health be good, your income stable, your home cozy, your friends loyal, your work interesting. May you always be surrounded by love and may good luck accompany you in everything! Remain in any situation as you are - courageous, reliable, confident!
- Happy birthday! I wish you to have lemon, as it is very good for health and supporting the immune system. Especially when it's lemon dollars. Good luck and good luck in all your endeavors.
Comic toasts for the holiday table
If the congratulatory person is invited to the festive table, then you should prepare for the event in advance.
In this case, it is best to choose wishes for the hero of the occasion in the form of a toast. They always sound beautiful, interesting, bright.
The toast text can also be made funny. You can find humorous congratulations not only for your birthday, but also for a specific date. For example, for the 50th anniversary.
- They say that a real man must build a house, plant a tree and give birth to a son. I want to wish our birthday boy that no one would judge him by such actions. Because a real man is one who is always responsible for his words and actions. And therefore, he must save the house, grow a tree and raise a child! For a real man!
- They say that a man's reputation is not determined by the size of his dignity, but depends on women's ideas about his masculinity. Therefore, I want to drink to our birthday boy. So that he always has the highest level of reputation - both from the woman and in his personal opinion!
- They say that only those who never give up can hope for success. I want to drink to the birthday boy. So that he never gives up either his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, he was ready to catch it and not miss it!
Funny short congratulations
If you need to congratulate a man on his birthday quickly and briefly, you can choose funny quatrains and short congratulations in prose. You can easily fit your cool wishes into just a couple of lines.
Short texts provide enormous scope for the congratulator's imagination. They can be placed on almost any gift or sent to the birthday person in a message. If the chosen humorous wish phrase resonates with a man’s life, it can be printed, for example, on a diary or a tea/coffee cup. In this case, the hero of the occasion will often remember the congratulator and smile every time he looks at the schedule for the work week or tea party.
- You are a man no matter what, You haven’t ruined the year, And today, on your birthday, You give all your friends fun. So congratulations then - Be happy forever!
- Congratulations and wish you Money, women and cars. So that you are always number one on the pedestal.
- Happy birthday!!! Age is just a number that determines how many years you have spent on Earth, they don’t mean anything else! Grow further!
- Happy R-Day! I wish your income growth rate to grow faster than inflation!
To “tie” a cool poem to the holiday, before it starts, you should simply congratulate the man on his birthday in your own words. It would be relevant to add: “I wish you victories in any business, success in your career and love, as well as boundless happiness and joy.” Wishes can be anything. After them, you can insert a cool congratulation verse.
- I wish you more sunshine, less slush and dirt under your feet, May summer come in your life, and the Merc replace the old broken VAZ.
- Today is your birthday! Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug? For your love, luck, House, wife, apartment, dacha, So that the car doesn’t break down, Your mother-in-law often admires you, Your father-in-law loves and respects, Even the cat adores you. Live to be 100 healthy, cheerful, cheerful, so that on your hundredth anniversary you can dance without crutches.
- Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.
Most men have a positive attitude towards jokes and humor in all its forms. Including when the jokes concern their personal holiday. Unlike representatives of the fair sex, they are extremely rarely offended even by rude, humorous wishes. Therefore, you can safely choose any thematic congratulations. The main thing is to be sure of their appropriateness.
Keep your mouth shut! Please accept our congratulations! We wish you a self-assembled tablecloth, on which there will always be Italian pizza, Swiss chocolate, French croissants and Scotch whiskey. We hope that you will have a Genie who will fulfill your deepest desires!
Dear friend, today is your big holiday. We sincerely wish you a chest of health. Ride a Ferrari with awesome music. And in the evenings drink cocktails. Let everything that was planned come true. I want your life to be as bright as a camera flash.
On this day we have gathered here to celebrate your birthday! It seems to me that you already have everything that is most valuable and important, so I wish you to have a cottage in Madrid, eat barbecue every weekend, and swim in gold. Let the carpet plane carry you to work in the morning. Let the candles on the cake blow out on the first try. Let your teeth not fall out, your hair not turn gray, and wrinkles not appear.
Birthday boy, don’t yawn, grab your congratulations! And we want to wish you fabulous wealth, amazing moments! We wish you to often go to the bar with friends and drink 16-year-old whiskey. Let there always be beer in the refrigerator. May your weekend always be great. Let the awl in your butt keep you from living a boring life.
We were really looking forward to your birthday! We want to wish you on this significant day that your holiday will always be great. Let every journey be unrealistically cool. We wish you never to grow old and that your head does not hurt in the morning. May there always be spring in your soul. We hope that all life will be sweet, and only food will be salty.
Congratulations listen! I want you to have everything for complete happiness! Let the yacht be at the pier. Let the credit card be unlimited. Let there always be only the best food on the table: there will be Chinese tea, only American burgers, and, of course, Spanish wine, German sausages, Japanese sushi, Russian borscht, Ukrainian lard.
On your birthday, we want to wish you a box of miracles! Let the photos on Instagram be killer. Let all oil rigs have one owner - you.
Bro, today is your holiday! I wish you to go on vacation only to the coolest resorts. Always remain young at heart, so that you can play tricks like in your youth.
My friend, happy birthday! Have a blast. Always be positive. Let everything be great in your personal life. Wake up the first time in the morning, and don’t set your alarm clock ten times. May nothing ever break. Let there be your personal helicopter at the airport, and a motorcycle in the garage.
Friend, we congratulate you! We hope that every day in your life will be like a holiday. We wish you to find answers to all your questions. We hope that all your decisions will be correct. Let the latest model iPhone be in your pocket. And the Russians will win the football championship.
Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse
Well, man, congratulations to you!
I wish you a sea of beer.
No, then it’s the ocean:
You're our beer gourmet.
You can also have herring with beer,
Cognac, wine and vodka.
We'll add money on top
Happiness, joy and dumplings,
And a little love too,
Just don't hit me in the face
And they didn’t drive me off the couch,
And they quietly adored it!
Finally it's all over,
Today the sun was born.
Well, what a charm, what a bunny?!
Oh, it's a dandelion boy!
Always obedient and simple,
But for some reason he’s single.
The face is a little swollen,
Well, not a face, but just a snout...
So handsome, young
And slender, noble, businesslike.
I'll be honest: ideal!
No one has ever seen anything like this.
I want to wish you
Continue in the same spirit.
Grow big and don't get old.
Find your wife quickly!
On your Day I want to wish you
Always get home from work on time,
To always be desired and loved,
And love your wife yourself.
Be just as crazy
And on the head of the sick,
Always honest, positive,
Brave, bright and dear.
Congratulations, dear friend,
You are not young now.
Gray hair plays in the temples,
The left leg is lame.
Hang in there, don't worry
Spit in the face of all problems.
You are so handsome!
Well, just think, not a boy -
An adult uncle, a business man,
But he’s young at heart!
From heart to soul
I congratulate you.
Well, now I'll bring it down
Wishes for you.
I wish you happiness
And, of course, kindness,
A sea of joy, luck,
So that life is simple,
So that the sofa is soft
And the wife was like that,
So that the glass is full
And it is always desirable!
Oh buddy, congratulations
And I wish you everything:
Affection, tenderness, care,
So as not to be kicked out of work,
And a beautiful wife.
I'll give you a little hint here:
Get out of the house more often -
You'll meet a girl. Familiar?
So go down the aisle with her,
Our avid stallion.
Dear friend, congratulations!
I wish you a sea of joy
And I wish I could make more money
And pretty girls.
I wish you happiness,
So that there is no bad weather,
So that life is like raspberries,
To avoid getting a sore throat.
Be as young as you are
And beautiful, mischievous.
My dear and dear,
I congratulate you.
Always be with such a soul
I wish you.
Be as kind, sweet,
Honest, loving, beautiful.
Just don't be jealous
So grumpy in the morning.
And it's time to play sports,
Rest more
Don't overeat on cake
And go to bed.
But I love you like that
Which one I have.
You and I are already family,
And it’s such an honor for me!
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck.
And love to boot.
I wish you a dacha
Your own pool and plane,
Let your flight through life
It will be accurate and simple.
Stay single...
Don't look for a problem for yourself.
Take care of your system
Food, nervous.
Walk the right path.
We want to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you.
We say congratulations:
Good luck and luck,
More money and goodness,
Happiness, joy, beaver,
And a little love
So that my wife can warm her feet.
I wish you a lot of money and wealth and prosperity!
And then also finances, so that life in the world can be sweet.
So that only your yachts moor at the pier.
And the girls smiled just like that, not for rubles.
Let your streak of luck fly around the equator!
Well, there is no prohibition on a glass with “white” - a dispenser!
Let the champagne sparkle, we'll toast you!
On your birthday, we wish you to occupy a high position.
So that colleagues respect, the secretary adores!
May you live a hundred years and never know troubles!
Accept congratulations, and quickly pour everyone!
Your birthday has arrived, let's hasten to congratulate you!
We wish you to rule your life for a long time!
Let your health only get stronger, and your friends respect everyone.
In order for the card to be replenished, they always look up to you.
May you always be lucky, may you want and be able!
Always stay in good spirits, remember: life is just life.
Don’t bend under it, always remain steadfast!
Make friends with the positive, sad, don’t go to bed!
Gather your friends more often, maybe at home, maybe more often!
We will always come to you, support you and eat you!
We wish you to look great, and we wish you happiness, in your personal life!
We also wish from the bottom of our hearts that babies will appear.
You will be a faithful husband, father, because you are a daredevil in life!
Well, while you’re among us, we’re hanging out - it’s great, it’s just great!
Handsome, smart, rich, powerful - may there be no clouds over you!
Enjoy your birthday by accepting congratulations!
May you always be on horseback, with positivity on the wave!
Let them rustle in your pockets: pounds, euros and rubles.
So that they can help a lot in life’s problems.
Well, the main thing is always to make life sweet, meet your love.
Let her blood boil!
Today everything is possible, there is no word “impossible”.
Now all the family and friends have gathered!
If you want to put your head in the cake, we are all waiting.
We'll be happy to give you a little push!
You are a cheerful birthday boy, and a very good friend.
May life protect you from sorrows and evil blizzards!
So that he dresses in an expensive store, and always travels in a gold limousine.
There was always money left on the credit card, the beauties only smiled at you.
May life always be stormy and bright!
Keep your tail up and always be happy!
Let everything always be just - Hurray!
Oh, I came to the party, you invited me, my friend!
Of course, I congratulate you and wish you much happiness.
I wish for a house near the sea, and not to know grief in that house.
Cadillac and Jaguar, and also a sports car!
So that on the highway, the speed is two hundred, so that you don’t sit still!
Congratulations! Pour it up! And make a wish!
Always follow a diet, they say it’s good for you.
Visit the gym, you will be very agile.
And make friends with nature, remember: she gives life!
In general, you repeat everywhere: “I want, I can and I will!”
Cool did I wish here? I tried, I composed!
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Other congratulations
- Happy birthday greetings to a woman in your own words
Birthday is always the most long-awaited and most enjoyable holiday, especially for girls. I want to congratulate you on this amazing holiday of Your Day and wish with all my heart to remain as beautiful and irresistible.
Cheerful and funny congratulations to a man (comic poems for the Husband’s Anniversary from his wife)
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Beyond the endless fields,
Behind the mountains, behind the forests,
Among the pines, they say,
There is a man - just a treasure!
He built a house in the village,
I arranged everything in order,
And all day long
He runs the farm there himself.
Impossible workaholic
[...]*
He is a poetry lover
And a connoisseur of Vysotsky,
Plus a great family man -
In general, a rare citizen.
And it’s not for nothing that there are rumors,
What they don't produce anymore
In modern workshops
Such wonderful ones -
Only in distant Baikonur
According to a secret recipe
They are forged without pampering
Once every century or two.
And I won’t hide it from you,
I got this miracle.
And to you, my beloved,
I wish with all my heart:
And health and prosperity,
And in excellent order,
So that with a broom in the corners
You didn't jump in the morning,
[...]*
There was peace in my soul...
Happy anniversary, dear!
Cheerful and Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary (50 years) to a Man from a Friend
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There are many soulful names in the world,
You have been given the best of them in the world,
It is known to both adults and small children
That everyone has only one mother in their life.
A good surname will remind you of something
From childhood distant cloudless dreams,
Fill your heart with hope and joy,
Like mother’s tenderness, warmth and love.
This is probably where you draw strength from -
Energy splashes in you over the edge,
Or maybe it’s just an ordinary awl,
It doesn’t matter, but don’t lose your courage!
And let him always be drawn to rush somewhere,
So as not to lie on the sofa doing nothing -
Go to ****, go skiing,
And, having drunk a fair amount, stand up on your head!
Half a century, and there is still gunpowder in reserve -
Perhaps it will be more than enough for the same amount,
And drive two thousand on the highway in a day,
And save your strength for your young wife.
With your temperament it's not difficult,
Fifty dollars - after all, this is the heyday,
[...]*
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see also other Examples of cheerful funny Comic Congratulations on the website Poetry.Ru:
Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man from Friends in Poems
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To slightly spice up the feast -
We want to congratulate you with poems,
Half a century is not that much
For a person, say, Seryoga!
I've already known you for half my life,
And we understand how lucky we are
That we have a smart friend -
Great innovator, inventor,
There are countless ideas, an abyss of talent...
Funny Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man - poems to the Director from Colleagues
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In our sovereign Motherland
There is transportation, the city is glorious -
It's December there
Our hero has appeared.
[...]*
And over the years of leadership
Our production director
He retained his character -
Golden as before!
Congratulations on your anniversary
We present the medal with all our hearts,
New camera
And an automatic machine,
And our special greetings -
Birthday boy portrait
With wishes of health
And happy many years to come!
Funny Jokes Happy Anniversary Congratulations to a Man from Colleagues and Friends
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Tell me, Sasha, it’s not for nothing
All the fanfare for you today
Are they trumpeting “for health”?
Fifty dollars is a significant date,
And you got results
For these 50!
Cool congratulation script for the boss
(Italian style)
Scene 1. reworking of the song “We are Bandito”:
We are bandito-gangsterito
Cosa Nostra Italiano, oh yes!
Mafioso famous
And spy tirelessly, oh yes!
Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary: a poem to your beloved Husband from his wife for 50 years
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You and I raised two sons,
And you are the main example for them in everything,
And behind you I’m like behind a wall,
With such a man we will not be lost
Cheerful Congratulations-Toast on Anniversary to a Man
(touching comic poems to your beloved husband from your wife)
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You combine all the roles perfectly -
Father of two daughters, worthy son
And it’s been 20 years since you devoured
A pound of salt for two with me alone
A funny funny scene of congratulations to the male boss
(for the anniversary scenario in the style of the "Venice Carnival")
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We gathered today at the Palazzo
At Piazza Paveletzio Station,
To admire the venerable Doge,
At our grandiose carnival,
Give praise in honor of his birthday,
Assure us of our eternal devotion
Cool Remade Song - Congratulations to a Man
(adaptation of the lyrics of the song “Turn”)
For a great man
There are always reasons to drink
But we care!
This glorious birthday
We are especially impatient
We're waiting - we'll be happy to pour it
For a new turn, let it bring
Life only takes off
© Maryana Shell
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More examples of congratulations:
Cool Songs for a Man's Anniversary and Birthday
Funny Songs-Adaptations for a Friend for Anniversary and Birthday
Cool funny Sketch-Congratulations on the Man's Anniversary
Comic Sketch-congratulations to the Director, Chief, Manager on the Anniversary and Birthday
Funny Happy Anniversary Congratulations to Dad with Humor in Poems
Touching Beautiful Congratulations to My Husband on His Anniversary
Comic and Cool Remade Songs-Congratulations to Dad on Anniversary and Birthday
Beautiful Touching Poems for Your Beloved Man
Cool Songs-Adaptations for My Husband for Anniversary and Birthday
Original Congratulations on the Anniversary to a Man in Poems (heartfelt congratulations to your beloved husband, poems to the director on the anniversary, touching poems to your beloved dad, congratulations on the anniversary to your male boss)
Funny Cool birthday greetings to a Friend in Poems (funny greetings to a man to order)
Original Scenario for the Men's Anniversary (in verse)
Poems to order: original Funny Comic Congratulations to a male boss (new)
Comic Script for a cheerful Anniversary Congratulations in verse
Order an original funny Comic Song-remake for the Man's Anniversary (examples)