Ideas for funny lessons for homecoming. Graduation in elementary school
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With postcards and souvenir bells, first-graders enter the 11th grade to the sounds of music.
Our dear older friends!
You have completed 11th grade.
They say you were younger once
People like us went to first grade.
And now you are good fellows from the picture
Look at yourself from the outside.
Size 45 boots for you
And Uncle Styopina’s costumes are needed.
You have long forgotten about the form,
The studs on the jeans shine,
Lipstick, rings have become the norm,
All the suitors are looking at the girls.
Today is a sad day for us
We are seeing off 11th grade.
And at least we envy a little
We will say together: “Bon voyage.” (Together)
Now you will live by memories,
You will never forget these years,
They gave you verbs:
Smile, love and be friends.
And so that you pull your lucky ticket,
May your answer be wonderful.
Pass exams well
To only 5, 4
Collect certificates.
You and we are almost finished with our training.
It's time for us to go for a walk, and it's time for you to take your exams.
Wish us fun
We wish you: “No fluff or feather”!
A first-grader comes out and introduces herself: “I, Alena Yuryevna Kozhukhova. Now we will teach you a writing lesson. Remember how this lesson began? Right.
(The teacher and students imitate the movements to the poem.)
I'll open the notebook,
I'll put it in a corner.
I won’t hide it from you, my friend.
I hold my pen like this.
I’ll sit straight and won’t bend over,
I'll get to work.
Let's learn how to write the very first letters beautifully. Which?
IN. Capital letter A and lowercase letter a.
U. Right.
(A first-grader explains the writing of the capital letter A and the lowercase letter a by moving her hand through the air. The graduates repeat the movements after her.)
U. We begin to write the letter A from below, just above the bottom line, slightly round it to the right and draw it upward; Before reaching the top line, we lower the stick towards ourselves, without lifting our hands we begin to write a loop. We lead a little upward along what is written. Then we move the handle to the left, round it off and cross the first part of the letter, bend the loop to the right, crossing what is written, and lead it to connect with the next letter.
We begin to write below the top line, draw it round to the top line, draw it down towards ourselves gradually, rounding it at the bottom line, then move the pen up to the starting point of the letter; raise it to the top line and write a straight line with a curve at the bottom. You should write in such a way that there are “huts” in the gap between the elements at the top and bottom.
What a great fellow you are! How beautifully the letters were written.
Now decipher the words:
U. Amazing!
I suggest you solve the crossword puzzle “4 cancers”.
The teacher and classmates unanimously greet the school principal. The poor teacher got it from the school principal for my classmates.
U. I liked your suggestions. But... the bell rings, the lesson is over.
P. Ya, Kushnov Ivan Denisovich, mathematics teacher.
I'm good at math.
I prepared the problems.
Come on, solve them
Show your wits
1 task. There were 50 people on the bus. At the stop, 7 people got on and 3 got off. On the next one, 1 left and 4 entered; on the next one - 15 left, 2 entered.
Well, have you counted? Now who can answer me: how many stops did the bus make?
(The bus made 4 stops)
Task 2. 10 carrots weigh 600 g, 8 beets weigh 2 kg, 4 swedes weigh 1.5 kg. How much does 1 kg of herring weigh? (1 kg)
Task 3. 2 daughters, 2 mothers and a grandmother and granddaughter. How many are there? (3: mother, daughter grandmother)
Task 4. Three horses ran 24 meters. How many meters did each horse run? (24 m)
U. Amazing! As a reward, you will receive figurines of fairy-tale characters.
But... the bell rings, the lesson is over.
P. I,………………. We will give you a lesson about the world around us, the theme of which is “Hat Geography”.
I wish everyone good luck.
Get to work! Good morning!
- What is the name of the country that has the name of the headdress? (Panama)
- What do Tyrolean singers wear in their hats? (Feather)
- What is the name of the Norwegian boy who, standing in a hat, saw the king himself
- took off your headdress in front of him? (Nils)
- What geometric figure is the headdress of one baron classified as? (To the triangle - Baron Munchausen's cocked hat)
- Whose cap is striped? (Pinocchio)
- Name a hero who always got into trouble, knew nothing but boasting, and wore a huge brimmed hat? (Dunno)
- This lady always had a slingshot with her and wore a black hat? (Shapoklyak)
- The owner always swore by this cocked hat. Who is he? (Baron Munchausen)
- This colored headdress was worn by the heroine of a literary work by the French writer Charles Perrault. (Little Red Riding Hood)
Thank you for the lesson. You are the smartest and most savvy. But...the bell rings. The lesson is over.
P. I, …………………, physical education teacher. I will play with you my favorite game for elementary school children. Do you remember? Begin.
Who is a cheerful band
Going to school every day?Which one of you comes to class?
An hour late?
(……………………………………)
Who is not afraid of frost?
Does he skate like a bird?
(It's me, it's me, it's all my friends)
Who homemade their lesson
Executes on time?
We wish you today
Which one of you is a kid?
Walking around dirty from ear to ear?
(………………………………..)
Which one of you doesn't walk around gloomy?
Loves sports and physical education?
(This is me, this is me, these are all my friends).
Which of you through your labor
Decorates the classroom and home?
(This is me, this is me, these are all my friends).
Who do I want to know from you?
Loves to sing and dance?
(This is me, this is me, these are all my friends).
First grade teachers. The fun lessons are over, but......
So that you remember for a long time,
My school days.
From the bottom of our hearts we present to you
Souvenir bells!
To the music of “School Waltz,” first-graders are presented with cards and bells, and graduates are presented with a soft toy.
Girls, I come to you with a request. I have a 10th anniversary reunion in a month. It will take place in a cafe, and there will be 20 of us, and even at school we were not very friendly. I kindly ask you to suggest competitions for holding or games or something else in the comments.
Thank you in advance
START
Everyone sits down at the table.
Leading:
We haven't seen each other for many years, friends,
Everyone has their own destiny:
Work, hobbies, family -
There are a lot of worries in life that have accumulated!
But despite this, we are together
And the evening of the meeting united us again,
And our eyes are full of joy,
And again the road to the past has opened!
Let's remember our school years
And let's have a wonderful evening,
But first, I offer you a toast to our meeting!
Feast.
Leading:
Remember... On September 1st at school, the class teacher always asked us during the first lesson how we spent our holidays...
we all talked about ourselves.
Of course, today we all want to know who, what happened... who? Where? How? with whom? How many?
Now we will share everything together.
Feast
.
Toast
Let's happily drink a glass for the meeting,
Let it happen again and again
For a wonderful, most beautiful evening,
What fun gives us now!
"Chamomile" with tasks
Those who wish come to the presenter, tear off the petal with the task and complete it.
Tell a joke
Make all the people laugh!
We are waiting for a funny toast from you,
Although it may not be easy!
Who is the hottest brunette here?
Hug him - my advice to you!
Who are all your blondes?
Kiss him right now!
Lucky number for you -
We'll pour you 100 grams, my friend!
I don't think there's any need to be embarrassed...
After all, you got Lambada!
Will you dance it for us?
To the musical clamor!
Climbing up on a stool,
Forgetting how old we are!
Tell us any poem,
Prove that there is no sclerosis!
Scratch your back
To everyone who craves kindness!
Your task will be to
To treat all the ladies with wine!
Drink to brotherhood, my friend
Hurry up with your neighbor!
Give us a riddle
This is necessary for order!
Don't refuse our request -
Sing us a song from your heart!
You are like a little doll
Congratulate all guests now!
Have a nice moment everyone
Provide this!
Your task is simple -
Eat and drink while standing!
Game Good Woman
To conduct this competition you will need at least one man-woman pair and at least two scarves. The man and woman are blindfolded with a scarf. They are placed in different corners of the room. The girl is given a glass in one hand and a snack in the other. And she must bring it all to the man and pour it into his mouth. If there are a lot of people playing, then you need to focus on the voice. It's a lot of fun.
Game of forfeits
Turn on your imagination and imagine an airplane with the sounds of bzzhzh, weeeeee, and run around the house.
Go out onto the balcony and shout “People! I love you so much!
Take a special group photo. The participant’s task: to arrange all the guests in unusual positions, etc.
Greet every guest and give everyone a compliment.
Have a drink with the person standing on the right, at the “Bruderschaft”.
For each guest, name 3 qualities that the participant likes about him.
Tell a funny joke.
Raise one leg and wave your arms to jump to the opposite corner, shouting “I am a butterfly”!
Press three matches between your lips and imitate someone present
You are a foreigner, try to make a toast in Russian.
Imagine that you are a tangerine addict trying to quit your addiction.
With completely different intonations (good, sad, angry, joyful) say the expression “Ololoshenki-lolo!”
Draw the Statue of Liberty with a bottle in her hand.
Dance the little ducklings dance
Perform the dance of white swans, with a neighbor on the left
Come up with a short wish for everyone sitting at the table
Say with a serious look - “Misha, Misha the bear, teach me to fart”
Table massage:
We’ve been sitting here for over an hour, we’re still eating and sitting, we’re still sitting and eating. And the school would have had a warm-up long ago. Who remembers the simplest warm-up?
We wrote, we wrote,
Our fingers are tired
Now we'll rest
And let's start writing again.
Draw:
Raise your hand who would like to have a lot of money (guests raise their hands). Now raise your hand, those who would like to have more money than your boss. Now raise your hand, those who would like to have as much money as the president.
And now I’ll tell you a magic recipe. Rub your palms until they become hot. Rubbed? And now rub your chest with these hot palms... (pause) ... You feel... how the toad lets go!! Now let's drink to everyone having as much money as they want!!
Mummy.
This game was successfully tested in one of the clubs in our city. Four volunteers are called, two teams are made up of them, and more can be called. One of the players in each team is a “mummy”, and the second is a “mumiator”. The essence of the game: the “mummifier” must wrap the “mummy” with “bandages” as quickly as possible. Toilet paper is usually used as bandages. Crowd fun guaranteed! After winding, you can perform the reverse operation by winding the paper back into the roll.
To be honest, we played trickle 5 times and it was a lot of fun!!
What could be done at the last bell so that the graduating class will be remembered by teachers forever? Performing in funny costumes is stupid, giving a cool gift is too mercantile, making an epoch-making movie about your home school is not something everyone can afford. The best option is to show the audience funny skits for the last bell of 2017, prepared in advance by 9th and 11th graders, and carefully rehearsed by role. Usually these are small modern dramatizations from the life of a school or college: about the Unified State Exam, about recess, or about subjects. Even teachers can be involved in impromptu performances so that they do not have to be persuaded in advance. Believe me, neither teachers nor graduates will forget such a last call. After all, laughter not only prolongs life, but also helps to capture the most vivid moments in memory.
How to choose modern funny scenes for last call
The choice of modern scenes for the last call should be approached very responsibly. After all, the holiday of farewell to the school is dedicated not only to graduates, but also to their parents, teachers, school administration, etc. This means that performances at the lineup and the subsequent concert should be enjoyable for all guests.
- Last call skits can be fun, funny and even slightly sarcastic. The main thing is that the production does not offend anyone and in no way humiliates anyone’s dignity;
- The main topics for dramatization at the last bell: exams, the Unified State Exam, farewell to school, specialized subjects, teachers, spending time during recess, homework and other things from school life;
- The production should not involve less than 2 or more than 7-8 people. In the first case, the number risks looking bland, in the second - it will turn into a farce;
- To successfully choose modern scenes for the last bell, you should consult with the school organizer in advance. His many years of experience will certainly help you avoid stupid and ridiculous mistakes and mistakes.
- Ideal productions should be complemented by musical accompaniment, costumes, signs and all kinds of props;
Now it’s clear how to choose modern funny scenes for last call. But there are some more useful tips.
Additional tips for last bell skits at school or college
In order to ensure that the entire concert in honor of the last bell does not seem too bland and faded against the backdrop of individual scenes of graduates, the presenters are recommended to “skip” short jokes during dialogues and monologues. They easily relieve anxiety and defuse tension in the hall and behind the scenes. Examples of small quotes:
- Meanwhile, do you know why there are more female teachers in our school? No? Because all the best goes to children!
- A good half of the teachers write scathing remarks in their students’ diaries... And the evil half also calls parents to school!
- In the humanities class, two girls could not share a boy. They are bad at division... This doesn’t happen in mathematics!
- Our 11-B class speaks English, Russian and French best of all in the school... And in other lessons they also rattle quite well.
- From our own experience, we managed to be convinced: the more absent-minded the teacher, the more confidently he sows the eternal, reasonable and good.
Funny scenes for the last call: “Exam”, “Exam”, “Test”
They say the more you laugh at a problem, the sooner it will go away. Probably, our graduates use exactly this principle when selecting entertainment numbers for a festive concert. For 11th graders, the most fun skits for the last bell are “Unified State Examination”, “Final Exams”, “Entrance Exams”, “Difficult Test”. These life situations are filled with emotions, excitement, curiosities and unexpected nuances, so it’s not at all difficult to joke about them. We have selected examples of funny skits about the Unified State Exam for the last call, use them.
Texts of funny skits about the Unified State Exam, final exam, etc.
Final exam. The teacher asks a question:
- Why are you so worried? Are you so afraid of my simple questions?
- No, what are you talking about, teacher! I'm afraid of my answers.
- What is your last name?
- Petrova!
- Petrova, why are you smiling so much?
— I’m glad I answered the 1st question correctly!
The student takes a 3-liter jar of water and quietly pours the contents into a bucket standing at the teacher’s desk.
He smiles askance and gives a rating. The student leaves. The next student enters the class with a half-liter bottle and also pours the contents into a bucket.
- Do you have everything?
The student silently looks into the bottle and quietly nods his head.
The teacher gives the grade with a sigh. The second student also comes out.
A third person enters, solemnly carries a bottle of penicillin and slowly, drop by drop, pours the contents into a bucket.
— Is that all, or what?
-Alas!
— Tell me, what is the name of the item?
He is silent.
— What did they talk about in class?
Silent again.
- Okay, at least tell me, who taught the lessons?
Silent.
— Guiding question: you or me?
-You!
The teacher gives the grade with relief. The graduate, briskly waving his arms, jumps out of the office.
Funny skits on subjects for the last bell, grade 9
The last bell in 9th grade is a special event. After crossing the long-awaited threshold, some children will say goodbye to their home school forever, and the rest will return to their desks again on September 1. Taking this into account, it is better to trust graduates with funny skits on subjects for the last bell of 9th grade. After all, this is the last opportunity for schoolchildren to perform at such a magnificent event, to show their gratitude to their teachers, and to demonstrate their acquired skills and talents.
For scripts of funny skits on subjects for the last call, see below.
Texts of skits on subjects for 9th graders for the last bell
"Drawing lesson"
The teacher is standing at the blackboard, the children are sitting at their sketchbooks.
Teacher:“Today, guys, we will try to draw a vase.”
The teacher brings a vase and places it on a hill. A few minutes later he walks between the rows and looks at the students' work. All children's drawings show a sketch of a vase in different stages. And one original has tanks, explosions, an army.
Teacher: “Andrey, explain, is this a vase?”
Andrey: “Well, of course, Viktor Ivanovich, but what else? You, as a representative of art, must understand that this is exactly how I saw this vase.”
Teacher(with complete composure): “Okay, Andryusha, give me the diary.”
Andrey hands over the diary and the teacher gives him a big fat two. Returns the diary to the creative “artist”.
Andrey(looks at the diary): “What - a deuce? For what?"
Teacher: “What are you talking about, Andryusha, how could you think, this is a top five, this is just my vision, this is exactly how I imagine it!”
"Physical Education Lesson"
The school bell rings. On the stage, in sports uniform, stands the student Pugovkin in splendid isolation.
Physical education teacher enters the gym, buried in a magazine, and says, without raising his eyes: “Hello!” Class, line up! Pay off for one or two!
Pugovkin, looking around, says: “Alone.” Pause.
Teacher looks up, sees that no one else is there and asks menacingly: “So, where are the others?” They're skipping class, right?
Pugovkin scared: - No, no, Valery Semenovich, they have good reasons.
Teacher, no less menacingly: “Respectful, you say?” Come on, quickly get them all here!
Pugovkin runs out of the gym and returns a minute later with the whole class.
Teacher praises Pugovkin: “Well done, Pugovkin.” Now we'll figure it out. You go first, Legkov. Where is the form?
Legkov in response: “Imagine, in the evening I washed my uniform and hung it on the fence to dry.” Suddenly, out of nowhere, an angry dog appeared and tore everything up.
Teacher perplexed: “Of course, I understand everything, but where is the fence from, since you live on the 7th floor?” Okay, everything is clear with you. What do you say, Petrova?
Petrova answers: “Oh, I hurt my ankle yesterday.” The right one.. That is, the left one.. Well, in general, both.
Simonova he pretends to say: “No, I have a sore throat.”
Teacher in a suspicious tone: - Sore throat, that means... That's why the bandage is on the leg, right?
Simonova quickly reacted: - Well, she... slipped... The teacher nods her head and says: - Well, well. Shishkov, how are you going to explain yourself?
Shishkov in a dreamy tone: - Imagine, Valery Semenovich, yesterday the boys from 11 “A” told me that you wouldn’t be at school at all today. That they left for a gymnastics competition!
Teacher He answers very surprised: - Well, it’s necessary... Gymnastics... They came up with it... Well, okay, what about Vorobyov?
Vorobiev absentmindedly: “I got the days mixed up today.” I thought it was Wednesday, but it turned out to be Thursday. I even brought textbooks for Wednesday so I can show them.
Teacher in an affirmative tone: - So, I give the whole class a “two” for lack of uniform. Now we sit down, take out notebooks and write down the topic “Daily Routine”.
Pugovkin confused: - Valery Semenovich, what about me?
Teacher confused: - Oh, yes, Pugovkin. And you, according to plan, run a cross-country race for 2 kilometers.
The funniest skits on subjects for the last bell of grade 11
It is certainly easier for 11th grade graduates to play funny skits on subjects for the last bell. Firstly, there is more experience, secondly, the acting talent is better honed, and thirdly, there is no fear of teachers. After all, graduates have nothing to fear anymore, which means they can safely joke. But in connection with the upcoming exams, not every daredevil will undertake to parody a specialized teacher: this is fraught with consequences. It is much safer and safer to act out funny skits on subjects for the last bell of 11th grade, without mentioning specific cases and characters from the history of the school.
Eg:
The official reading of a humorous statement with the following text: “I, Ivan Ivanov, responsibly declare my protest against the departure of class 11-A from school No. 111. I convincingly demand that the teaching council consider the selective admission of students to final exams. Attached is a list of important arguments.
- At the moment, no worthy replacement has been found for the above class;
- The absence of class 11-A on the school premises will result in disruption of the school’s biorhythm;
- Due to the departure of the above-mentioned class, the intellectual and cultural level of the institution will fall by half;
- The graduating class will be very sad and sad. We will cry;
Reading a collective complaint from a graduating class 11-A with the text: “We, the students of class 11-A who sadly signed below, express our protest against the school administration’s intention to “trample” us from our beloved educational institution, thereby depriving us of our childhood. We strongly demand that you stay with us for the 2nd year and ensure a pleasant, warm atmosphere, the love of the teachers and the kind attitude of the staff. We hope for the speedy satisfaction of the announced request, otherwise we undertake to pursue you and unconditionally visit you in our native walls at least 2 times a year.”
Skits on subjects for 11th graders for the last bell: video
Funny scenes for the last bell 2017 for teachers: video
About whom can the funniest last bell scenes of 2017 be written? About parents? Director? Classmates? Of course, about teachers! After all, each subject is a separate little life with its own interesting episodes and a wise mentor. It is on them that we will try to joke. In a gentle manner and without offensive jokes. Only subtle humor without excessive sarcasm, so that everyone has fun and laughs.
Don’t forget: teachers have put a piece of their soul into your upbringing and teaching for many years, so funny scenes for the last bell 2017 for teachers should be chosen with extreme caution. So as not to accidentally injure the delicate spiritual organization of teachers!
Texts of original skits about teachers on the last bell at school
Mathematics
Teacher - All problem numbers are written on the board. Decide. If you don't have enough tasks, come and I'll puzzle you.
Student - (raises hand)
Teacher - Lena, why are you holding out your hand? Have you already decided?
Student - No. This is me drying my manicure.
Teacher - Tell me, Vanya, why are you so sleepy all the time?
Student - And it’s the talents that lie dormant in me.
Teacher - What is larger, the hypotenuse or the leg?
Student - It depends on how you place the triangle.
Teacher - Children, what is 7th 8th?
Student - 78!
Teacher - Yes? What is 8th 7?
Student - 78!
Teacher - HOW SO?
Student - Rearranging the factors does not change the product!
Teacher - What kind of students are there today? Once I explained it to them, a second time, a third time... I already understood everything myself, but they just don’t understand! OK. Take your diaries and write down the assignment for home: the last three problems on page 109, then the entire 110th page, the first twelve problems on the 111th...
Student - Poor daddy! Again there will be no day off.
THE BELL RINGS.
Physical training
Host: And records are being broken in our gym right now.
The screen opens. There are two girls on stage. One of them does classic push-ups with great difficulty. The second one helps her: she counts
Student 2: 98, 99, well, a little more...100!
Student 1 is breathing heavily, coming to her senses
Student 2: Katya, you are cool! Do you even realize how many push-ups you did! But we won’t stop there! We will gradually increase the load! Tomorrow, let’s start counting not from 98, but from 96!
Chemistry
(A young man in a suit with a picture of a human skeleton comes on stage. Music from the movie “The X-Files” plays. During the explosion, a photograph of a chemistry room is shown on the screen: desks are overturned, chairs are lying around. Photoshop was used for the work. The sound of the explosion is turned on.)
There is one office at school,
At number 31.
Having had some experience there
I was the only one left alive.
Forgot some item
And I failed the experiment...
And suddenly everything around me exploded,
Everything has turned upside down!
Trouble happened, no doubt about it.
Look, people! I am a skeleton.
We all know the sorceress -
It's called chemistry
Will give a miracle of transformations,
It will reveal to us the essence of all phenomena.
(Graduates give flowers to the chemistry teacher)
Cool skits for the last bell in college: video
College and high school graduates, as well as schoolchildren, love to make great jokes at concerts and other events, and the best way to do this is to stage a funny skit for the last bell. The next idea we chose requires preliminary preparation from the guys, but the result will probably exceed all expectations.
- A few days before the last bell, go to each graduate and ask them to complete a small, simple task - think and name the coolest adjective name starting with the first letter of their name;
- The word should be funny, but decent. There may be jargon, archaisms or neologisms. The main thing is to avoid vulgarity and offensive language;
- Insert all the collected adjectives in random order into the template below. Instruct your favorite teacher to read the resulting text during the holiday, as the last essay of graduates. But first explain that it is not easy - with strange things!
Text for a funny skit “Unusual essay” for the last bell in college
When we came to college for the first time, this day seemed to us the most …….. We put on the most ……… uniform, took ………. notebooks and……….. bouquets for teachers. Hello college! ……….. students came to see you.
There have always been ………. audience, ………. teachers and……….classes. Teachers with ……… smiles helped us learn new ………. Sciences.
Time flew by very quickly, we got a lot of………. friends and the same……….. girlfriends. Every day we hurried to ……… with great joy. college, but this time has come………. moment - graduation day. We all came with trepidation in our souls and………. slight trembling in the knees. They sown ……… on their faces. smiles, but in the eyes……….. tears.
But as soon as the important document fell into our hands, we felt ……… Now all the doors are open to us. Long live………. Graduates!
Any sketches for the last bell of 2017 can decorate the holiday of graduates of grades 9 and 11 and colleges: funny ones about lessons, funny ones about teachers, modern ones about the Unified State Exam and exams. The main thing is that the performances are carefully rehearsed and the texts are harmless.
On stage is the Agent and the tied up school principal.
Agent: Name?
Director: Bayarak basic secondary school.
Agent: Date of birth?
Director: 1942.
Agent: Place of birth?
Director: Bayarak village, Belozersky district, Kurgan region.
Agent: Social background?
Director: From commoners.
Agent: First teacher's name?
Director: Menshchikova Feoktista Nikonovna.
Agent: How many directors have there been during the existence of the school?
Director: I...
Agent: What is school like today?
Principal: The school today has 41 students, 12 teachers and 10 school staff.
The school principal speaks.
2 presenters take the stage.
1 – What is happening in the world?
2 – It’s just spring. And there will be an evening of school friends.
1 – Just spring? Just a school friends' night out? Are you sure?
2 – Yes, I’m sure. I already heard the school doors creaking, and soon the cheerful school bell would ring!
1 – And what will happen after all this?
2 – There will be a lesson.
1 – Will there be a lesson? What's just one lesson?
2 – No, a lot, a very long school road awaits us.
1 – Dear graduates, today we invite you to one school day at your home school!
The bell rings for class.
Math lesson ( Annex 1)
The classes of 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977 are invited to attend the mathematics lesson.
- How many grandchildren do you have at your graduation?
- How many people were you in 1st grade and how many in graduation?
- There are 11 kids sitting in the sandbox. 9 kids are making Easter cakes, and the rest are hitting each other with scoops. How many kids hit each other with scoops?
- In one apartment, the criminals stole one right slipper and two left ones, and in another - only one right one. How many pairs of slippers were stolen by the criminals in both apartments?
- One grandfather was hunting cockroaches in the kitchen and killed five and wounded three times as many. The grandfather mortally wounded three cockroaches, and they died from their wounds, and the rest of the cockroaches recovered, but were offended by the grandfather and went to their neighbors forever. How many cockroaches have gone to your neighbors forever?
- Baba Yaga has 3 warts on her nose, and Koshchei the Immortal has 6 more warts. How many warts are there on the nose of Koshchei the Immortal?
- How many holes will there be in the oilcloth if you pierce it 12 times with a 4-tooth fork during lunch?
- There were 47 flies having fun in the room. Uncle Gosha opened the window, waving a towel, and drove 12 flies out of the room. But before he could close the window, 7 flies came back. How many flies are having fun in the room now?
- The goat Lyuska gored the fence, which was supported by 7 posts. 3 posts fell along with the fence, and the rest were left hanging out on their own. How many columns stick out on their own?
Russian language lesson
(Appendix 2)Graduates of 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982 are invited to the Russian language lesson.
- How many vowel letters “A” are there in the name of the subject “Russian Language”?
- Name your favorite school subject.
- Telegram text
(1) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ graduates! We, who follow you, are very glad that you are like this (2) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. And on this (3) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ day, taking this (5) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ opportunity, we want to tell you that such (6) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ people as you are not that much on this (7) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ earth. We hope that your (8) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life will be (9) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. And every (10) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ year this (11) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ day you will gather in such a (12) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ company.
Traditionally, we wish you (13) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ health, (14) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ happiness, (15) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ years of life!
(16) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ generation!
Biology lesson
(Appendix 3)We invite the class of 1983, 1984, 1987, 1988, 1989 to attend a biology lesson.
- How many biology teachers did you have during your studies?
- Which section of biology did you enjoy most? Why?
- Place organs on the human body (heart, spleen, brain, spinal cord, right kidney, left kidney, appendix, kneecap, gall bladder, rectum).
History lesson
(Appendix 9)Graduates of 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993 are invited to the history lesson.
- Do you remember who tied your pioneer tie?
- What were you thinking about, what were you striving for when you were 16 years old?
- Are your children different from you as children?
- What do you think is the funniest graduation in the history of the school? Prove with examples from school life.
Music lesson
(Appendix 5)We invite students from the class of 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 to take a music lesson.
- What did you want to become when you were in school? Has your dream come true? (telegram from 1997 graduates read out) ( Appendix 10)
- What kind of music was played at school discos?
- Guess the song based on a few lines:
– soon I will join the Komsomol (School years)
– this country is always in the heart (Don’t twist the colorful globe)
– the era of bright years is approaching (Soar with fires)
– about the verb and about the dash (They teach at school)
– for some reason they started loading us more and more (Or maybe it will happen again)
– remember the song, quail, quail (It’s fun to walk together)
Big change (
game with spectators)Dear graduates, what are the names of your classmates? Enter these names in order into the text of the prepared prediction. It will turn out funny and fun. And the text could be something like this (the so-called surnames are written in the spaces left):
"Today everyone will say more kind words ______________________________
Today everyone will sing more than ________________________________________.
Everyone will dance more _____________________________________.
Everyone will laugh loudest _____________________________________________
He will tell a funny story from school life.
And __________________ will give the school _________________________ a thousand rubles.
He will gladly give you his TV.
In the summer he will come to help with repairs ______________________________
The most beautiful today is __________________________________________.
The most shy person today is __________________________________________.
The most cheerful person today is _________________________________________________.
In an hour, ________________________________ will say that he (s) is the coolest.
After an hour and a half, ______________________ will say that he sneezed on everyone.
And _____________________ will say a wish to everyone present
Geography lesson
(video tour of the school)Graduates of 1998, 1999, 2000 are invited to the geography lesson.
- How many class teachers have you had during your studies?
- Who was your favorite teacher?
- Comic geography quiz:
– Which peninsula complains about its size? (Yamal)
– Name the city that crawls. (Uzhgorod)
– Which country occupies the largest area? (Russia)
– Which lake in Russia can you buy bottled in a grocery store? (Lake Baikal.)
– Which lake is admired in the theater (Swan Lake)
– Which state can you wear on your head (Panama)
– Which of the two mountains is higher: Everest or Chomolungma? (These are different names for the same mountain)
– Which island, having lost a letter, becomes a geometric figure (Cuba)
– What peninsula of our country is named after the back rows of desks in the classroom? (Kamchatka).
Physical education lesson
(comic acrobatic combination performed by boys)
For the physical education class, please take the class of 2001, 2002 and 2003.
- What sports did you like to play in physical education lessons?
- Have you gone hiking? What did you usually cook?
- One person from each episode spins a hula hoop (men), and women jump rope, whoever does it longer.
Foreign language lesson
(Appendix 6)We invite graduates of 2004, 2005, 2006 to attend a foreign language lesson.
- What language did you study at school? What date is it today? What is your name?
- How many foreign languages and which ones were taught at our school?
- Name 1 word in each of these languages.
Literature lesson
(Appendix 7)For a literature lesson, we invite you to attend the class of 2007 (11th grade), 2007 (9th grade), 2008 (11th grade), 2008 (9th grade).
- What is your favorite work read in literature class?
- What topic did you write your essay on? exam?
- Poem reversals
– You hate my cow (I love my horse)
– The vegetable gardens are sown, the flower beds are in clothes (The fields are compressed, the groves are bare)
– I’m standing at the wide-open window of a dry room flooded with light (I’m sitting behind bars in a damp dungeon)
– Once the eagle stole a circle of sausage from the eagle (God somehow sent a piece of cheese to the crow)
Proverb reversals
– Happiness moves in heaps (Trouble does not travel alone)
– Baldness – male disgrace (Braid – girlish beauty)
– Hid that it’s algae, get out of the aquarium (Called yourself a milk mushroom – get into the back)
Call to the director
(Appendix 8)The school day has come to an end, the lessons are over, but not everything went smoothly today... It was noisy during recess, they answered poorly in class... And today the youngest graduates - 2009 and 2010 - are called into the principal's office.
- Why and how many times were you called to the director's office?
- What would you do if you became a school principal...
- Your plans for the coming decade.
- I, a graduate of the year 200... in the face of my senior comrades, solemnly swear:
- to carry the memory of those who taught me and with whom I studied throughout my life;
– to always be honest and principled, humane and fair, as I was taught at school;
- carry high the banner of your native school, protect its honor;
– never stop there, constantly expand your knowledge, remember the wise precepts of our mentors.
May everything that is planned come true, today and forever.
I swear!
- There are holy pages in the history of the school,
We will always be rightfully proud of them.
But, of course, there were emergencies and oddities,
The participants are also unlikely to forget them.
– Dear graduates, we invite you to turn the pages of the school album.
– Dear ones, our former children,
How are you living now?
Almost all over the world
Life has scattered you.
– The school gave you an inheritance
Your very first lesson.
And pioneer childhood,
And a Komsomol badge.- This is where you learned to work,
Learn books and life.
My favorite teacher was here
And the teacher is like a mother.– There were hikes and rest,
Holidays and evenings.
The first breaths of lovers...
Everything felt like yesterday.– The school lives without aging,
New children are growing up.
Here they will be warmed with a smile,
They will lead you into life by the hand.
Bibliography:
- Graduation ceremonies and last calls: grades 9 and 11 / Compiled by O.E. Zhirenko. – M.: 5 for knowledge, 2005. – 128 p. (To the class teacher)
- Last call No. 3, 2007
- Scenario for school holidays / Comp. N.N.Romanova. – M.: LLC “TD “Publishing House World of Books”, 2005. – 400 p.
- Encyclopedia of collective creative activities (Institute for Advanced Training and Retraining of Education Workers of the Kurgan Region. - Kurgan, 2006. - 64 p.
Scenario for the alumni meeting at school “Fun lessons 20 years later...”
SONG “September 1st” Harmony
- Hello, dear friends! Thank you for not forgetting your school and coming here to meet your school friends and teachers. Every year on the first Friday of February, our school opens its doors to its old acquaintances - former students - graduates of past years. Today in the hall there are teachers who met many of you when you first came to school, as well as those who led you through the Land of Knowledge for 11 years.
Among the guests there are graduates from different years. THIS YEAR'S ANNIVERSARY ISSUES: 2007 - 10 years, 1997 - 20 years, 1987 - 30 years, 1977 - 40 years. Let's welcome them.
In addition, this academic year the school celebrated its ANNIVERSARY - it turned 50 years old!
Therefore, traditionally, I would like to give the first word to the school director - N.A. Tarasova
Director's word
And now, dear graduates, tell us about yourself. (The presenter approaches the graduates with a microphone and asks them questions.)
- Do you remember your first lesson?
- Do you remember the first word you wrote?
- What is your favorite subject? Why?
- Did you have friends at school?
-Are you still friends with them?
- Was your class friendly?
-Have you always behaved well in class?
- Have you been removed from class at least once? If yes, then for what?
-What did you dream of becoming when you were in school? Has your dream come true?
- What do you remember most from your school life?
- Who influenced your choice of profession?
- Do your children study at our school?
For you, dear graduates, there is a choreographic composition performed by a student of class 10 “A” Kirina Alexandra.
Dance "..." - ... "A" class
- Clear day. September. Daisies.
Bow. Braids. First graders.
Two by two. Primer. Five.
First class cleaning.
Pharaohs. Globe. Map.
Painted desk.
Alkali. Pythagoras. Acids.
Lev Tolstoy. Straits. Notes.
State exam. Farewell ball.
Joy mixed with sadness.
Certificate. Flowers in the window.
Why am I so sad?.. What am I talking about? Yes, that all this is already behind us. But today you have the opportunity to turn back time and remember your school days!
The bell is ringing
- So, FIRST LESSON. Russian language. We will write an essay. Which of you wrote essays best?.. Who hasn’t forgotten how letters are written? What is an adjective, remember? Name adjectives and funnier ones, and you write them down, and in 5 minutes we will have an essay ready on the topic: “We are graduates!”
(the named adjectives are inserted into the prepared text)
“Many ……………… years ago, September 1st came, it was the most ……………………… day in our lives. We put on …………………….. uniform, ……………………………… backpacks and with ………………….. a bouquet of flowers we went to first grade for the first time. Hello………………………………school!
What kind of …………………………… classes, …………………………… desks and …………………………… are there? teachers with ……………………… smiles! We enjoyed learning the basics of science and dreamed of becoming …………………………. And ………………………………
Time flew by. We made many …………………………… friends and favorite …………………………… school subjects. Every day we happily rushed to school. And then came ……………………………. day of presentation of certificates. We came with …………………………. trembling in the soul and ……………………….. trembling in the knees. Everyone's faces were …………………..
Gait……………………………. But when we picked up this ………………… document, we immediately became ……………………………..! After all, ……………………… paths have opened before us. Long live we, the most …………………… Graduates!!!
- Maybe one of the graduates would like to go to the blackboard and say a few kind words to their school, teachers, and classmates?
…
Call.
- Change... musical!
SONG – “Odnoklassniki”
- And our next lesson is MHC. I invite three graduates to the stage.
In our age, the age of space and high technology, we, fortunately, do not forget about art. Now we’ll check how well you know painting. I will show you reproductions of famous paintings by famous artists. What these paintings have in common is that each of them contains some kind of animal or bird. Your task is to portray and voice this animal. And the audience must guess what kind of animal it is and what the name of the picture is.
(The “Art Critic” competition is being held: V. Perov “Troika” or F. Reshetnikov “Two Again”
I. Shishkin “Morning in a pine forest”,
A. Savrasov “The Rooks Have Arrived”) - For all connoisseurs of painting - a song performed by the vocal duet .... Student.
Where are you, school books?
And homework?
Who is sitting at the desk now?
Behind the fourth, by the window?
Your girls got married
And your boys got married,
And for you, for classmates,
The whole country became a class.
You are already called by your patronymic
Our younger generation
But everyone values school friendship,
Just like in the old days.
To each other you are still
The same girls and boys
For whom the whole country simply became a class.
"Thaw"
- And now MATHEMATICS, a warm-up for the head, or “Something about numbers.” Did you know that the ancient Greek philosopher and mathematician Pythagoras said: “Numbers rule the world”? The Pythagoreans believed in the mystical life of numbers, in the fact that behind each object there is a certain number. Above the others was a unit from which the whole world came.
But 7 was considered a magic number. Remember where the number “7” is found in life, in what sayings, catchphrases, movies.
I will start the game, you will continue. The winner will be the one whose answer is the last. So, 7 wonders of the world.
- Especially for the winner and everyone who took part in the competition, the following musical number performed by Colonel Zhenya, Arina Bershova and Nat.Evg.UlyanovaStakanchiki
- And the fourth lesson is a READING lesson. And both students and teachers will participate in testing speed reading techniques! 6 GRADUATES and 6 teachers are invited (it is necessary to prepare two sets of letters that appear in the word “graduate” and distribute one letter to the participants): you need to quickly guess the presenter’s riddle and “build” the answer from the letters. WHO WILL DO THIS FASTER?
- Adults and children know
You can't live without the Internet,
Are you an adult or a student?
There is a personal... NICK.
To have enough strength for everything
And health is not far behind,
We will eat from cereals
Very tasty mom's... SOUP.
Coming out from behind the school desk,
We are at the start of adult life,
Both ascent and descent await us
Feel free to press the button... START.
The school gave us everything
Gave me a good start in life.
Even the school ficus remembers
Our cheerful, friendly... ISSUE.
Call.
- And again the bell rings for class. Penultimate, fifth. Music lesson.
EVERYONE SINGS!!!
BEND OF THE YELLOW GUITAR – everyone sings
- BELL - The bell rings. He, as before, calls everyone to the lesson. But now it will not be an ordinary lesson, but a lesson of memories. Go to your classes, take your teachers with you... Goodbye, dear friends!
The bell rings. Guests go to classrooms for a “memory lesson.”
Music numbers and props:
Cups
This will never happen again
September 1 (Harmony)
I am Odnoklassniki
Dance - Kirina SashaBend of a yellow guitar
3 reproductions with animals
Letters – ISSUE (2 copies)
Text of the "essay"
Lyrics "Guitar Bending..."